It's only the 40th chapter and I'm delusional

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"Class 79th's Killing Harmony"

Pamta Squishy: Bad news, Shumai's sick.

Wax Avocado Effigy: What's his strain?

Pamta Squishy: Flirty. He's using such shitty lines that worked on Kiiboy because he's Kiiboy.

Kiigameboy has come online

Kiigameboy: BE QUIET KOKICHI YOU WERE ALL FLUSTERED TOO

Kiigameboy has gone offline

Pamta Squishy: KIIBABES

Wax Avocado Effigy: So does this mean he's spouting out flirty nonsense?

Pamta Squishy: Yeah basically

Wax Avocado Effigy: Nuts.

Pamta Squishy has changed Wax Avocado Effigy to Timeout

Timeout: What??

Pamta Squishy: You said nuts. Who the HELL says NUTS in this context?!?!

Timeout: I do.

Pamta Squishy: Not when The Corner's done with you.

Timeout: The what dm,wonhouiygHYF6S BDW

Timeout has gone offline

Pamta Squishy: The Corner.

-x-

Timeout has gone online

Timeout has changed their name to Grinch Guac

Grinch Guac: @ everyone I'm out The Corner and I have donuts

Pamta Squishy: Amazing I've been craving donuts for a while now (same)

Grinch Guac: None for you. You put me in The Corner in the first place dickwad

Pamta Squishy: You want to go back in?

Grinch Guac: Fuck no! The Corner is literally my mom's timeout corner but so much  w o r s e

TP can be kinky has gone online

TP can be kinky: Do ya'll remember the exchange student back in what,,, 2nd Grade?

Pamta Squishy: We had an exchange student?

TP can be kinky: Yeah his name was James I think

Grinch Guac: Feels like I would remember a bitchboy named James.

TP can be kinky: You guys don't actually remember him?? He was such a fucking asshole to everyone!!

Pamta Squishy: Well, to be fair, I was a self absorbed piece of shit that literally barely cared about anything and was so apathetic that I think I once told Rantaro-chan to "Get over it" when his dog died so,,,

TP can be kinky: Fair. But like, he was a "Too cool for skool" kinda asshat

Grinch Guac: I literally don't know who you're talking about.

TP can be kinky: He pulled down your pants???

Pamta Squishy: Why did you even bring him up in the first place?

TP can be kinky: I was gonna crack a joke over how I used to have a crush on him but like, I forgot it now.

Pamta Squishy: Did you just make fake memories of your imaginary crush??

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