Hey! So I'm gonna be doing some incorrect quotes between stories whenever I have writers block sooo- yea here we go lol
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Merlin constantly saving Arthur's life: I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that I'm doing it well.
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Morgana: we meet again Emrys
Merlin: hello Morga- wait did you just call me Emrys?
Morgana: ...yes?
Merlin: because of the prophesy-
Morgana: look I'm sorr-
Merlin: wow ok hey my dads dead too so why don't you just call me Mr Dead Dad. *struts away*
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Arthur: what you got there?
Morgana: A KNIFE
Arthur: ok! Have fu-
Merlin: NO-
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Lancelot: if you took a shot for every time you made a mistake, how drunk would you be?
Gwen: a little tipsy
Arthur: drunk
Gwaine: wasted
Merlin: dead.
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Gwaine: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby
Percy: what baby?
Gwaine: me.
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Arthur banging on the door: MERLIN OPEN UP
Merlin: it all started when I was a child...
Gaius: no he meant-
Gwaine: shhhhh. Let him finish.
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Merlin: I'm not doing too great Gaius
Gaius: what's the problem?
Merlin: I have this headache that comes and goes
Mordred: hey guys
Merlin: oh look it's back
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Arthur: what are you gonna do? Stab me?
Mordred: *stabs him*
Arthur: shouldn't of asked
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Ookkkkk that's enough of that xD anyways hope you enjoyed whatever the heck this was
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Merlin One-Shots
FanfictionHeyyy this is gonna be a ton of fluffy and angsty Merlin One shots and short stories. I take suggestions (no smut tho-) There's gonna be a ton of ship content too (mainly Merthur)
