Arthur: not knowing about Greek Mythology is my Achilles' horse.
Merlin: Arthur.
Arthur: uh oh, looks like I've opened Pandoras Labyrinth here.
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Merlin: stop doing that, you're only twelve.
Mordred: *levitating a rock* first of all, I'm thirteen so shut the fuck up.
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Merlin: why is so much expected of me? I just want to live in a small cottage and bake deserts and read novels and write poems no one will ever probably hear.
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Merlin: *ranting about his love life to the knights* I've been dropping insane hints for like 4 years now, no response.
Gwaine: wow, they sound stupid
Merlin: but they're not, they're really smart. Just..dense.
Arthur: maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, i don't know... "hey! I love you!"
Merlin: I guess you're right *turns to Arthur* hey! I love you!
Arthur: see! Just like that
Merlin: holy fucking shit...
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Gwaine: *jumps on round table and starts singing while the other knights hype him up*
Arthur: what if this was my last straw?
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Merlin: yes I'm gay, yes I'm a bastard, no I can't be stopped.
Lancelot: I may not be beautiful but I know a lot of useless information.
Gwaine: i can literally feel my stats double when I wear a nice jumper.
Arthur: are you yelling at me?!? The one person who's never done anything wrong, EVER?!?!
Morgana: "Angel is my favourite pet name because yes, I'm a supernatural being with the divine power to melt the bones off your flesh.
Elyan: it's like I always say, "fuck"
Leon: who hasn't fantasised about illuminating manuscripts by candlelight?
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Merlin: my girlfriend literally just died.
Freya: hell yea I did
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Merlin One-Shots
FanfictionHeyyy this is gonna be a ton of fluffy and angsty Merlin One shots and short stories. I take suggestions (no smut tho-) There's gonna be a ton of ship content too (mainly Merthur)
