Welcome to incorrect quotes pt2 because I have✨writers block✨enjoy :)
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Merlin: hey do you want to- stop screaming it's me. Do you want to watch Shrek with me?
Arthur: Merlin I'm in the shower!
Merlin: ok..well when you're done do you want to watch Shrek with me?
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Gaius: there are 10 kids and 7 chairs. What do you do?
Gwen: have everyone stand
Merlin: bring three more chairs
Arthur: the most important ones sit down
Morgana: kill three of them.
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Arthur: truth or dare?
Merlin: truth
Arthur: how many hours have you slept this week?
Merlin: ....dare
Arthur: go to bed
Merlin: I don't like this game..
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Merlin: what's up guys? I'm back
Morgana: wait what? You're dead I saw you die- I killed you!
Merlin: death is a social construct
Arthur: WAIT YOU DID WHAT-
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Merlin: are we leaving?
Arthur: no. I'm leaving, me. By myself.
Merlin: oh excellent! I'll grabs my things!
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Merlin: there are three ways to do things kids. The right way, the wrong way or the Merlin way.
Arthur: isn't that just the wrong way?
Merlin: yes..but it's faster
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Merlin: time for plan G
Arthur: don't you mean plan B?
Merlin: no. We tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C because of technical difficulties.
Lancelot: what about plan D?
Merlin: plan D was the disguise escape attempt half an hour ago.
Gwaine: what about plan E?
Merlin: well...Morgana dies in plan E
Everyone else: I like plan E
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Merlin: if you bite a snake and you die, it's poisonous. If the snake bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Arthur: what if it bites me and it dies?
Morgana: that means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ you're dumb
Percy: what if it bites itself and I die?
Lancelot: ...I think that's voodoo-
Elyan: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Leon: that's correlation, not causation.
Gwen: what if we bite eachother and neither of us die?
Gwaine: that's kinky
Merlin: oh my god-
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Merlin One-Shots
FanfictionHeyyy this is gonna be a ton of fluffy and angsty Merlin One shots and short stories. I take suggestions (no smut tho-) There's gonna be a ton of ship content too (mainly Merthur)
