The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Loki Found the Chatroom

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Steve: What now? I thought my feelings were hurt enough ;(

Natasha: I said I was SORRY!

Steve: Sorries aren't enough!

Natasha: Really, we're going to do this NOW?

Thor: Well I'm waay older than you if it makes you feel better Steve

Steve: But you're a god! You're suppose to be immortal!

Thor: Does that really matter?

Bruce: Come on children, no need to fight.

Steve: Bruce, we are way older than you...

Thor: Yeah

Bruce: Well don't need to shove it in...

Clint: Yea we can't all be as young as me the dashing, handsome, awesome, skilled hawkeye and my sidekick Black widow the sexy catsuit one.

Tony: Still awesome here, yah know the one that made the chat, still here..... And really handsome here.

Natasha: TONY YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT, DID YOU JUST CALL ME THE SIDEKICK!!???

Clint: Uh oh

Natasha: For have you know I am skilled in every kind of martial arts, can figure out any weapon in less than a minute, and kill a man in a split second and still have my hair in PERFECT condition

Bruce: I do NOT want to be you right now Clint...

Steve: Yeah you're on your own sucker

Thor: Yes Mr. Barton, your days are numbered.

Natasha: AND YOU CAN ONLY FLING ARROWS WITH YOUR STUPID BOW SO YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SIDEKICK!

Clint: Oh you DID NOT just insult bowey!

Bruce: I'm still the Hulk guys.... So I can just hulk-out and like ya know, beat you up...

Steve: WE KNOW, STOP SAYING THAT ALL THE TIME! IM HULK, I SMASH BLAH BLAH BLAH WE GET IT! HELLLOO GENETICALLY ENHANCED SUPER SOLDIER THAT IS ENHANCED ALL THE TIME NOT JUST WHEN THEY ARE ON THEIR MAN PERIOD!

Bruce: Oh you did NOT just go there this is my last clean shGCXFBCDRHJ ZSDDFGHVXKHHUNBBBHJ

Steve: Oh but I did!

Tony: Still being awesome here...

Natasha: Bowey? What kind a name is that! Pssshh it's like soooo original!

Clint: DON'T MAKE FUN 

OF HIS NAME I WAS 7!

Natasha: Well you were a 7-year-old with a horrible imagination!

Clint: *gasps* how can you say that!

Bruce: GUDJKGFV XFFHHAFQEELLTOIRE JUDTV A DOLDIER SIRYG A POOROOBBLLKYREMM

Steve: Rage all you want! I can't understand you anyway!

Bruce: I just gained a serum that'll help my temper, and I said: WELL YOU'RE JUST A SOLDIER WITH A THERAPY PROBLEM AND TEENAGER ISSUES!

Steve: I do not! That's fo'shizzle!

Tony: Still being awesome (•.•)u with ma scotch

Thor: This is certainly interesting......But as what you midgardians say, brb my poptarts are finished!

Clint: I can't believe I love you!

[Loki has Entered]

Natasha: Me? I can't believe I love you!

Clint: Well I love you more!

Natasha: WELL I LOVE YOU MORE!

Clint: Really?

Natasha: Actually....Ummm let's keep it professional.

Clint: Awww......

Tony: GOD DAMMIT I'M STILL HERE!

Natasha: Can't you see we're having a fight?

Bruce:Yea Tony! Stop interrupting us!

Steve: Let's take this outside Banner

Bruce: Yeah lets!

Tony: WAIITTTT!

Clint: What?

Tony: I was going over this chat and realized since when has Loki entered?

Natasha: What.

Loki: I'm right here you idiotic mortals. And I find this conversation particularly amusing :)

Steve: Since when did you get in to S.H.I.E.L.D protected chat?

Loki: Simple Thor left his laptop on while getting his poptarts and I made an account with Thor's S.H.I.E.L.D e-mail account.

Bruce: Tony, it is that simple?

Tony: Well, I guess yeah....

Natasha: You idiot.

Loki: I am satisfied with this conversation bye you foolish mortals, and green thing

[Loki has Left]

Bruce: When I find him I will smash him in the ground and sit on him

[Bruce has Left]

Tony: I feel like this was a waste of time

[Tony has Left]

Natasha: Yeah it's time to polish my guns

[ Natasha has Left]

Clint: Well there is no one else...

[Clint has Left]

Thor: Hey I'm back :)

Thor: No one?

Thor: Well atleast I have you my poptarts