Steve's Intervention

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[Tony has Entered]

[Clint has Entered]

[Natasha has Entered]

[Bruce has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Tony: Okay, so everyone know why we're here?

Natasha: Yep

Bruce: We hope we're successful

Clint: Yesh

Loki: I understand

Thalia: Why's Thor not with us?

Natasha: He got this ummm...... Hair problem

Loki: This morning I replace his shampoo with green hair dye >:D

Bruce: We just decided for him to suffer without us....

Thalia: You guys are soooooo nice...... (sarcasm if you didn't get it)

Tony: OKAY OKAY THAT'S NOT THE MAIN REASON!

Clint: Just invite him on Stark....

[Steve has Entered]

Steve: Heeey! Wassup in the hizz house ma homies!

Tony: Steve......

Steve: No, CALL ME DJ ROGERS!

Clint: I rather not

Steve: So what up dawg?

Natasha: Steve.... This is a intervention....

Steve: Nah bro, I'm totally fine

Thalia: You seem out of character for a 20s person...

Tony: We're worried about you dude....

Steve: No everything is already good in the hood

Loki: I dislike when you most talk like that...

Steve: Aint nobody talk like that anymore fella!

Bruce: Seriously, you're a MAPOTI (nigahiga reference :D) and trying to act like a gangster, it's not a good sign....

Steve: What no brah!

Tony: We need to discuss your teenagerness....

Steve: You guys just jelly since only I got teen swag

Thalia: Steve, in the nicest way,

YOU 'BOUT 80 SON! YOU CRAY CRAY?!?!?!?

Steve: I think all you peeps just gotta chill

Natasha: You updated a picture yesterday on twitter...

Steve: Pssshh, just cuz I live I da past doesn't mean I can't use your future gadgets

Loki: No, we mean the over-use of hashtags...

Steve: What you know man?! You be all livin' in asgard and such

Loki: I made a twitter account yesterday when Thalia begged me ;)

Thalia: No, I didn't, I went on mine and you just wanted one -.-

Loki: Atleast I am sensible enough to only include two hashtags....

Steve: You be dissin' my hashtags?

Tony: And the way you talk....

Natasha: You put too many hashtags...

Clint: You post a picture of yourself and these were your hashtags:

#Cap #Captain #CaptainAmerica #CaptainSwag #Steve #SteveRogers #Rogers #Swag #FirstAvenger #Avengers #TooCoolForSchool #swag #betterthanbieber #handsome #PeggyIMissYou #OneLastDance #OhGreatNowImCryingThinkingAboutPeggy #Illgetoverit #NoIWontThatsWhyImStillCrying #StayStrong #CapsiclesFTW #SnapBack #CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMansButt

I think that's a biiiit too much

Tony: Pshhhh like as if for the last hashtag

Steve: I speak da truth dawg

Thalia: Another problem is you're speaking real ghettoly if that's a word.....

Steve: Okay maybe I got too much of dem hasthags and my language but pssshhh nothing else

Loki: Really?

Bruce: Yesterday, I was showering and you took my green stretchy pants and screamed "YOLO!" and I almost released the hulk naked if Thalia didn't shoot me with that dart...

Thalia: Blackmail file! :D and you're welcome, that I had to live through a VERY disturbing vision

Steve:Pshh people sometimes play pranks on people...

Natasha: You took a cape and put on Clint's hawkeye outfit and jumped off the roof of wal-mart screaming "CAW CAW MUTHER FUDGER I AIN'T GOT NO REGRETS YOLO SWAG!" Good thing I saved your dumb ass

Clint: *GASP* THAT WAS YOU!?!?

Steve: UMMMMMMM

Loki: You started 'sagging' your pants and I could see you mylittlepony under garments from my torture chamber.... Disturbing indeed

Steve: Brony forever bro

Tony: I don't want a teenager working with the avengers... And an annoying internet spammer.....

Bruce: I don't want you stealing my pants...

Natasha: I don't want you doing stupid things all the time distracting us from our work so we have to save your damn ass

Clint: I don't want you wearing my suit....

Loki: I don't want to see your under garments, it's more torture to me..

Thalia: I personally think this is all good blackmail so keep it up :D

Tony: Thalia!

Thalia: Okay, I don't want us to wear the same kinds of clothes! Stick to your damn spandex!

Steve: Fine I'll think it through!

Bruce: I miss the old Steve

Tony: The boring one

Natasha: The mature one

Clint: The responsible one

Loki: The one that knows how to pull his pants up one

Thalia: I honestly don't care :D

Tony: I hope you think about what you've done.

[Avengers has Left]

Thalia: Well, I guess that was interesting?

Loki: I am bored. Thalia?

Thalia: Yeps?

Loki: Do you want to go to a midgardian theater?

Thalia: The movies? Sure I always wanted to see die hard 5 better than a chick flick :D

Loki: Alright, I shall greet you at one

Thalia: It's a date! Well as friends of course! See yah!

[Thalia has Left]

Loki: Yes, friends....

[Loki has Left]

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A/N: HEEEY GUUUYYYSS :D IM ON A ROAD TRIP :D

But I'm soooooo nice to you guys to give you an update :) because mostly I was just reaaaally bored for like 7 hours on my road to pittsburgh and I got car sickness D: I rambled on I'm sorry, it was like 4 pages on word....... But I'll be happy if you guys vote/comment/fan please :D this hilton internet is reaaallyy sloooooowwwwww.....

BYYYEESSS :D

~AnnMellows

P.S. Dedicated to 8JustEnjoyLife8 because she was a part of my inspiration to make this chatroom with LoveIsKneelingToLoki so yeah :D

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