Guys Night Out

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[Tony has Entered]

[Steve has Entered]

[Bruce has Entered]

[Clint has Entered]

[Thor has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Tony: Heeeeyyyy guys night out

Clint: Yeah we still haven't spent quality time together since the alien war thing....

Thor: I must say that the shwarma was delightful

Loki: Why the heck am I even here......

Steve: Because it's LADIES NIGHT AND IM FEEELIINNG RIGHT OH YES IT'S LADIES NIGHT!

Clint: Really? Now you're just an embarressment...

Tony: Steve, if you haven't noticed, we're men. Well, except you.

Bruce: Ooooooooooooh....

Steve: Stop judging me :(! It was cool when I found it!

Bruce: So what do we do for "Guys night out?"

Thor: KAREOKE :D :D :D :D :D

Loki: That is like the most idiotic thing i've heard.

-An hour later-

Loki: NEVER MIINNNNDD III'LLLLL FFFIINNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO -throwing his arm over tony's shoulder-

Tony: IWISH NOOOOTTHHIINNGGGGGGGGG BUTTHE BEST FORYOOOUUUUUUU TTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thor: DDDOOOONNOOOOOOO TTTTFFOOOOORRRGGEETTT MEEE IIIII BEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGEDD, I REMEMBER WHAT YOUUUU SAIIIIDDDDD

Bruce: SOOOMMEEETTIIMMMESSS IT LASTS IN LOOOVVEEE BUUT SOMETTTIMMMES ITTT HURRRTTSSS INSTEADDDDDDDDDDDDDD -crys tears of joy-

Steve: SOOOOMMEEEEEEEEEETTTTTIIMMMMMMMMEEEESSSSSSS IT LASSTTSSSIN LOOOOVEEE BBBUUUTTTTTT SOMEETTIIMMEESS ITT HUUURRRTTSSSSSSS INSTEEAADDDD YEEEAAAAHHHHH

Thor: Theereeesss noo mooreee drrinkks! ANOTHER!

Bruce: AHAHAHAHAHAA LETS -hiccup- SING ANOTHER!

Clint: WEWERE BOTH YOUNG WHEN I FIRST SAAWWWW YOUUU

Tony: CLOSE MMYYEYYEESSSS AAANNDDD THE FLASSHBACCKK SSTARTS

Bruce: I'M STANDING THEREEEEE

Thor: ONA BALCONY IN SSUUMMMMERRRAIIRR

-1 minutes later-

Clint: ITTTTTAAAA LLUUUUVVV STTTOORRRRRRYY

Loki: BBBABBYYY JJUUSTTT SSAAAAAAAAYYY YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

[Natasha has Entered]

[Pepper has Entered]

Natasha: So this is what happened while we were doing a "Ladies Night"

Pepper: Atleast we learned to not over-drink, now I gotta drag Tony's drunk ass home...

Tony: CHEEESSEE IT! IT'S THE FUZZZ!

[Tony has Left]

Clint: WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE A REALLY BAD 80s SITCOM?!

[Clint has Left]

Loki: I DON'T WANNA BE TORTURED!

[Loki has Left]

Steve:....

[Steve has Left]

Bruce:wopwopwopwopwopwop ZOIDBERG!

[Bruce has Left]

Thor: AH THE FEMALE MIGARDIANS!

[Thor has Left]

Natasha: -sigh- lets go get the rope.

[Natasha has Left]

[Pepper has Left]

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