St. Patrick Day

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[Thalia has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Tony: YESSS IT'S A PUB NIGHT! WE BE OUT DRINKIN TILL WE PASS!

Thalia: YEAH I GOT AN URGE TO DRINK!

[Phil has Entered]

Phil: Thalia you know you shouldn't drink....

Thalia: Phil you're too soft come drinkin with us! :D

Natasha: Yeah Phil loosen up!

Steve: Hi coulson! Yes you are a bit stressed, why dont you just go with us?

Phil: I don't know...

Loki: Just do it.

Clint: Just go! Ain't got nothing to lose, we're going to be surrounded by drunks anyways!

Phil: Eh, fine.. I'll ring up the automobile so we can carry the "real drunks" home

Clint: Wait we have one of those?

Phi: You don't get around much....

[Phil has Left]

Thalia: I WANNA HIT SOME TEQUILA UP NOW!

Tony: MA SCOTCH GOT MA NAME ON IT!! :D

Thor: I AM ALSO VERY CONTENT OF THE SCOTCH!

Natasha: Hey why's Bruce so quiet?

Tony: He get's like that during St. Pattys day since everything green reminds him about the "Other guy"

Bruce: Yeah I should just leave...................................................................................................................

[Bruce has Left]

Tony: STILL DOESN'T AFFECT MY ALL NIGHT DRINKING! :D

Natasha: So how's the date Thalia?

Loki: Yo-ou knew about that?

Thor: BROTHER!

Loki: FOR THE 139 696 696 TIME I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!

Natasha: Uh yeah, we were going to watch the Hunger Games for the 22nd time...

Clint: It's a REALLY GOOD MOVIE OKAY?!!

Natasha: Sure......

Steve: Back the truck up. You went on a DATE?!!??? WITH LOKI!!!!!!???

Thalia: Yeah that's she said you idiot, ya know for a captain, you're pretty stupid....

Tony: AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?!

Loki: How did you guys find us? We didn't even see you!

Thalia: You idiot, I saw them cause remember assasins are masters of disguise, they went all ninja on us...

Loki: Why didn't you say anything!?!!??

Thalia: Cause I wanted to get  popcorn! I didn't really think that it mattered much..

Loki: IT DOES!

Tony: Are we going to  sit around or are we going to get WASTED!

Thalia: f*ck yeah!

Clint: Let's just get this over with.....

[Pepper has Entered]

Pepper: I know it's Saint Patrick's day but Tony, you can't drink, you have a very important buisness meeting to attend to.

Tony: But Pepper! *Doggy eyes and pouty face*

Pepper: Not working.

Tony: ;(

Thalia: Well, Tony, do you wanna go to The Library then? ;)

Tony: What?

Thor: You're going to go to the library on Patrick's day?

Pepper:....... Well you do have to return your Fabio books...

Thalia: Pure blackmail, riggghhhtttt thhherrreee.

Tony: Do you have to notice that now? Oh wait.... Sureee I'll go to 'The Library' with you lia...

Pepper: Well as long as you're going to the library, no troubles bye!

[Pepper has Left]

Steve: Why do you put 'The Library' in quotations Stark?

Thor: Yes I do not understand

Loki: Idiots.....

Natasha: Stop lookin' like you hate life Loki! That'll never get Thalia to like you ;)

Loki: D:< I ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOKKKK LLIIIIIKKKKEEEE THHHHIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!

Clint: Dude chillax.

Loki: NO D: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Loki has Left]

Clint: Well that was hawkward....

[Clint has Left]

Natasha: Never knew he had that sensitive side....

Thalia: Meh.

Thor: WHAT IS THIS 'THE LIBRARY' YOU SPEAK OF?

Natasha: It's a pub.

Steve: Then why do they call it 'The Library'?

Tony: Pshhhh, it's just to trick girls in to thinking the men are actually going to read, but instead going to be chugging it all!

Thalia: WOOT WOOT LET'S DRINK!

Thor: OH SO THIS IS WHAT 'THE LIBRARY' IS!

Steve: I have lost faith in moderation.

Tony: Well we'll see eachother around 7 ish?

Natasha: Agreed.

Thalia: WE'LL BE PARTY ROCKIN

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A/N: Woooooo sorry I just got back from America and since it was St.Patrick's day, people were getting drunk and I saw this pub called 'The Library' so that sparked an idea :D 

Sorry haven't been updating in a while, I started a new book and such and if you look at my message board you'll know 

Well byeee!

~AnnMellows

P.S: Video on the side for you anime fanatics, I thought it was hilarious XD

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