The Problem With The Script

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[Avengers has entered]

[Phil has entered]

[Maria has entered]

[Fury has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Loki: about this story....

Fury: Whats wrong with it fool?!

Loki: I did not understand that this 'snow white' have to kiss 'prince charming' O.O

Tony: So loki has to kiss thor?! AHAHAGADGHFHFFJK OMG OH THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME

Bruce: TROLOLOLOOL

Thor: O.O ummm.....

Clint: hawkward...

Fury: Deal with it.

Loki: BUT

Fury: I will stare you down and then post your 'video'

Loki: O.O you're more evil than me...

Fury: It's how I am

Steve: I'm good..

Natasha: Im also the narrator :)

Clint: yeah me too...

Maria: Do not worry Nick is just 

kidding with you, we got a stand in

Thor:Okay, who is the person I have to devote my lips to?

Phil: Actually Thor has a stand-in....

Loki: So I still have to kiss a guy?

Maria: no stand-in is a girl

Loki: Why don't I have a stand-in?

Fury: Because we all know dat you going to be doing some evil shit backstage

Loki: Curses you foiled my plan....

Tony: Who the hell says curses 

anymore?

Steve: I do.....

Bruce: Yeah except for Steve

Steve: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND I TOTALLY OWNED YOU IN THAT RAP BATTLE STARK!

Tony: Keep telling yourself that...

Steve: :(

Phil: Yes the stand-in's name is Thalia Scott so be nice as I invite her on.

[Thalia has Entered]

Thalia: Hey Phil! These are the avengers right?

Phil: Yeah, we decided your part already as the stand- in for thor..

Thalia: Ok cool.. And the catch?

Phil: Youkindahavetokisslokibye!

[Phil has Left]

Thalia: WHAT?!

Loki: What.

Fury: Hasta la vista baby

[Fury has Left]

Maria: Take your time to bond

[Maria has Left]

Steve: Oh let's make a learning circle!

Clint: ... This is why we try to avoid you steve....

Natasha: Hey Thalia! Nice to see you again! :)

Thalia: Hey Natasha!

Tony: Wait you know her?

Thor: I'm depressed since I have a stand-in.... It was my shinning moment...

Natasha: Yeah she's Phil's sister

Bruce: Woahh....

Thalia: I'm still here you know...

Steve: Okay.... How old are you..?

Thalia: Like 21 it's a sad thing that i have to kiss a hundred year old guy though

Loki: HEY! I HAVE FEELINGS! And a name.....

Tony: Well do you have any powers whatsoever?

Thalia: Unlike Phil I do have powers. I have the power to animate and command, also the power to control fluids :) sometimes I'm too powerful so they have to lock me up, they say it's my dad's powers, but i didn't know them since I was adopted.

Loki: You know how I feel.... Join my army....

Clint: No way Loki...

Loki: I allow this midgardian to kiss me then ;)

Thalia: .... I'm flattered and creeped at the same time.....

Tony: Welcome to the world of the avengers then...

Steve: What does it mean when you have the power to animate and control?

Thalia: It's weird I know, but it means to animate un-animated objects to life and control them under my command...

Bruce: Like Loki?

Thalia: Yea kinda like dat

Thor: DO YOU LIKE POPTARTS OR SHWARMA!?

Thalia: I can't say I never had shwarma...

Thor: *GASP*

Tony: *GASP*

Clint: *GASP*

Natasha: * GASP*

Bruce: *GASP*

Steve: *GASP*

Loki: *GASP* (even though I really don't care...)

Tony: We need to take this girl to shwarma IMMEDIATELY!

Natasha: Roger that

Steve: I heard my name so let's goooo!

Bruce: AVENGERS AWAAYYY!!!

Thalia: Is it that big of a deal....

Loki: Just go with da flow

[Avengers has Left]

[Loki has Left]

[Thalia has Left]

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A/N: So how was it? Do you like the new character? Also if you're wondering about the rap battle check the content since I accidentally post it when i save it as a draft before the other was published so whooopss.... Sorry if this wasn't as funny, please vote/comment/fan please!

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