Cast of Snow White

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[Fury has Entered]

[Avengers has Entered]

[PhilCoulson has Entered] 

[MariaHill has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Fury: Good news! We got the results for the play!

Tony: Hey is anyone else wondering why coulson is online?

Clint: Yeah I thought Loki killed him...

Loki: If you are trying to make me feel guilty it's not working -.-

PhilCoulson: Well I wasn't dead....... That was just the blood pack I kept in my chest to examine and I take acting classes so I felt a dramatic moment as I coughed up the kool-aid you thought was blood....

Steve: So that's what happened...

PhilCoulson: And I STILL haven't got my signed cards..

Fury: Okay so this is the result:

Bruce: Yess...?

Fury: SNOW WHITE :D

Tony: OH COME ON

Thor: Hurrah! The princess of snow :)

Fury: And Maria and I decided the cast :)

Loki: I still do not understand this..

MariaHill:

Prince: Thor

Huntsman: Clint

Queen: Me

Magic Mirror: Fury

Doc: Tony 

Grumpy: Bruce

Happy: Steve

Bashful: Phil

Dopey: Peter

Sneezy: Bruce W.

Sleepy: Michael

And the rest of the S.H.E.I.LD agents do the directing, planing, wardrobe, screenplay and play extras

Natasha: Hey which am I?

 Loki: Yes my name hasn't been called..(And I wanted to be the evil queen..)

Tony: The only role left is snow white...

MariaHill: Well Natasha was suppose to be snow white.... And Loki was suppose to be the evil queen..

Steve: BUT?

MariaHill: We thought it through and since Loki might slip actual poison in the apple we decided that Loki would be Snow White so more attention is drawn to him

Natasha: PSHH WHAT AM I?!

MariaHill: You will be the one that sings the songs in the play and co-direct.

Natasha: That's not bad :)

Steve: Wait, so Loki's snow white? O.O

Fury: That is correct.

Loki: O.o

Thor: Why is there another Bruce?

Tony: Yeah why?

Fury: Oh that's Bruce Wayne, and Peter is Peter Parker. Maria, please e-mail them their script.

[Fury has Left]

MariaHill: *sigh*

[Maria has e-mail the file "Snow White" to the Avengers]

[Maria has e-mail the file "Snow White" to Loki]

[Maria has e-mail the file "Snow White" to PhilCoulson]

MariaHill: Meet at the Sunshine Center Saturday at 4:00 for rehearsal

[MariaHill has Left]

Tony: I can't BELIEVE we have to do this, AND IM DOC

Bruce: And I'm Grumpy, I'M NOT GRUMPY!

Natasha: Yeeeaahh righhtt.....

Loki: By those terms, we should name you Stubborn

Bruce: I WILL FLICK YOU OFF LIKE A BOOGER

Loki: O.O

[Loki has Left]

Bruce: IM OUT!

[Bruce has Left]

Tony: Well, I feel cheated knowing IM not the main character

Clint: You wanted to be Stark White? 

Tony: SHUT UP I HAVE FEELINGGSS!

[Tony has Left]

Steve: Well I have no buisness here, I'LL BE PRACTICING MY LINES IN MY DRESSING ROOM! 

[Steve has Left]

Thor: I will be Prince Charming! Good practice for my title as the Prince of Asgard! I shall be the BEST PRINCE EVER!

[Thor has Left]

Natasha: I think the fame went to Thor's and Steve's head..

Clint: Yeh, but now I have to practice my lines for the awesome lead of THE HUNTSMAN BECAUSE IM FABULOUS BIATCH

[Clint has Left]

Natasha: sigh

[Natasha has Left]

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A/N: Sorry it's not that funny, it's a school day :P,

Also I added in the last chapter if you guess who versus who for my avengers rap battle then I'll dedicate my next chapter to you :)

*Hint: Characters ONLY in the Avengers*

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