The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Game Night

[Avengers has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

Tony: We haven't done so much together since that stupid play

Clint: Yeah that was weird

Thalia: I can't believe I have to kiss Loki...

Thor: I can not believe I have someone to play my shinning momment....

Bruce: Get over it goldilocks

Thor: :(

Steve: So what do we do now?

Natasha: What about a game night?

Stark: Surree... I guess that would do for a fun night before the play, where?

Steve: Stark's

Bruce: Tony

Loki: Anthony's

Natasha: Yea Stark

Clint: Well your already outnumbered

Thalia: I agree

Tony: Fine -.- JARVIS gimme some board games and a wii...

[JARVIS has Entered]

JARVIS: yes sir, oh and can you please put some pants up sir, it's disturbing.

[JARVIS has Left]

Steve:hheheehehehheh

Bruce: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Natasha: HEHEHEHEHEEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tony: STAHP STAHP A MAN NEEDS TO FEEL FREE OKAY?!

Clint: Yeah I guess... My pants shrank at the dry cleaners yesterday.... Stupid Feranzo.....

Steve: Sometimes this spandex pinches my buttocks..

Bruce: How does it feel when you have to constantly wear the same purple stretchy jeans? Horrible...

Thor: Armour kind of scratches my bum as well :(

Natasha: Cat suit aint feel sexy when your in it...

Loki: I wear a robe so I'm good :D

Thalia: Ha you guys have to wear superhero getup while I can just wear casual clothes :D

Tony: Well, fudge you...

Thalia: Fudge you?

Tony: I made a bet with pepper that I can not swear for a week...

Clint: HEHEHEEHHH

Thalia: I'm making a black mail file where I can store all this too good to be true stuff :D SCREEN SHOT!

Bruce: OH NO SHE'S A CLINT!

Clint: OH NO SHE'S A ME!

Thalia: OH NO! I DON'T CARE! :D

Tony: I DON'T CARE LET'S PLAY THE FIRST GAME! MONOPOLY!

[5 minutes later]

Clint: I WAANNNTT TO BEE THE SHHOOOEEEEEEEEE

Thor: NO I AMMMMM

Tony: SCREEW YOU! I AMMM

Bruce: I'm good with this pail....

Thalia: Yeah me too...

Loki: I SHALL TAKE OVER THIS BOARD GAMEE!!! AND CONQUER IT SO ALLL SHALL KNEEEL!

[5 minute later]

Tony: HA YOU LAND ON MYY LANND PAY ME $700 000!!

Clint: BUUTT I ONLY HAVE $600 000!!!

Tony: TOO BAD BISH!

Natasha: Bish?

Tony: Cross between bird and fish..

Bruce: Oh yeah, we tried to splice them once during drunk science :D

Steve: .....

Clint: I HAZ NO MONNEEYYYY GIMME A LOANNN!!!! NATASHAAA! BABY!

Natasha: No way,  i need this money for every other starkland

Loki: THERE'S TRAPS EVERYWHERE

Steve: IT'S A TRAP!

Thor: THE PRINCE CAN NOT HANDLE THIS! I AM CALLING MY LIGHTNING TO SEIZE THIS LAND AND RAIN THUNDER ON EACH PROPERTY SO I SHALL WIN!

Thalia: Power crazy much? Oh and Loki you landed on my property pay me $1 500 000

Loki: You're worse than stark, I only have 900 000, care to seal the deal if I give you the educational charmer's train?

Thalia: What the shit.

Loki: Okay lemme rephrase that you midgardian, THE LEARNING RAILROAD! 

Thalia: Just hand it over.

Loki: Fine. HERE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

Thalia: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ITSS MIINNNEZZZZ

Natasha: AAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA! YOU LANDED ON MY PROPERRTTTYYYYY NOW! GIMME MY 500 000

Bruce: GOD DAMMIT THAT WASSN'T FAIR TONY MADE ME SKIP A PACE AAHSWDOAHDPAABIPBPVIOVOADHIBVHABPHBIHBAHBIVFIPVBAIBIUBSDJSFBAJBAPJAVB

Loki: O.O AH THE BEAST IS RELEASED!

Tony: OH ship we in deeep ship with S.H.E.I.L.D now...

Steve: NOOOOOOO HE JUST STEPPED ON MY POINTED STRUCTURE THING HE IS GOING TO BE MORE ENRAGED NOW!

Natasha: I made a bad move..

Tony: I agree.

Clint: She made a bad move to trust you in to tipping the board so bruce can move there.

Tony: WHAT YOU SAW?!

Clint: They don't call me Hawkeye for nothing.

Thalia: So you released the beast by telling Bruce? They should call you Idioteye

Loki: Oooooo

Steve: OKAY FOCUS HERE THERE'S LIKE AN 1000 POUND MONSTER IN PUURPLE SHORT ON THE LOOSE AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! EXCEPT THALIA AND LOKI! THALIA KEEP AN EYE ON LOKI! AVENGERS AWAAYY!!!!!!

Bruce: AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAABVSDBVISBAVFOHVBDSBSDHBLBADBADIHBNPAIUGDSHJLBABIBPIBGIABGUABUIBAGBADBIJBISFBSBDFPIHDBJHDFDDBJKSDHBFJKB

[40 minutes later]

Natasha: Oh god why...

Tony: Gimmee my ducking scotch...

Steve: my everywhere hurts.

Thor: Oh my gods...

Clint: BOWEYY!!!!!!! DID HE HURT YOU!

Bruce: I feel great :D

Thalia: Oh hey guys! :D

Natasha: Anything happened with Loki?

Thalia: Yeah I taught him how to play super mario bros

Steve: I need to see this.

Loki: DIE DIE DIE YOU DAMN GOOMBA! IM THE KING OF THIS KINGDOM AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SUFFER FROM MY STEPPING AND WASTE AWAY WITH YOUR SHELLS! I BRING THE FLAG DOWN AND I'LL BE IN A CASTLE SOONN ENOUGH! INVINCIBILITY! AHAHHAHAHAHAHA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT A GIANT SHROOM! IM INVINSIBLE! ALLLL SHAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KNNNNEEEEELLLLLLL!

Steve:....

Thor...... Brother?

Bruce:...

Natasha:..........

Tony:........u(O.o)

Clint:.....

Thalia: I swear I don't know what happened.

Clint: hawkwardly stepping awwaayy!

[Clint has Left]

Tony: I need some more scotch and vodka...

[Tony has Left]

Natasha: atleast he's occupied I guess....

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[Steve has Left]

[Bruce has Left]

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Thalia: ....... 

[Thalia has Left]

[Loki has been playing Super Mario Bros Wii for 4 hours now until he has beaten world 8]