What happened last night

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Tony: What the fack happened last night?

Steve: I don't know... You tell me.....

Bruce: Ohhh my head hurts

Loki: I feel dizzy

Clint: AAAoooohhhhhhhhh my head hurts sooo much

Thor: I have not been this hurt in my head ever since my poptarts fell out of the toaster when I was shaking it over my head in anger. Then the toaster have dropped on me...

Natasha: You really wanna know what happened?

Pepper: Yeahhh it was suree............. Interesting......

Loki: Just tell us what happened you mortal.

Pepper: Okay, so after you ran away from us, Tony hopped in a trash bin and pretened you were the cookie monster.

Clint: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA Ohhhhh... I can't laugh as well now.....

Bruce: I wanna laugh but it hurts so much...

Tony: -.-

Pepper: The best part when he poked his head out and said " I go when you give cookie monster a coookkiieeee"

LokI: hEHEHHEHHE

Pepper: It wasn't like you did anything better....

Loki: O.O what did I do?

Natasha: You made a great speech about how you'll take over Earth.

Loki: That isn't so bad....

Natasha: In a thong...

Loki: Oh....

Pepper: Also you tried to seduce a girl....

Thor: Brother!

Tony: AHAHAHAHAH

Pepper: Thor chased after a man dressed like a poptart outside wal-mart in a bikini...

Clint: AHAHAHAAAAA

Natasha: Clint, you were at the movie theater in your underwear screaming " KAAATTNNIISSSSSS CCOME OUT WHEREEVAR YOU ARE! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!!!!"

Clint: o.o

Pepper: Bruce was hugging a tree saying he'd like a job as a rainbow...

Bruce:....

Pepper: And steve put on his spandex and cried "PEEEGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WWHHHEEERREEEE ARREE YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve:........................................................................................

Tony: Can we not talk about this ever again?

Bruce: Yup

Thor: Agreed

Loki: Me too

Steve: I miss peggy ;(

Clint: Agreed

Natasha: Well, I might use it against you :)

Pepper: Me too :D

Bruce: Evillll...

Pepper: We got it on VIDEO

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