wtf new recruits (M.A.C.E)

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[Avengers has Entered]

[Fury has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Fury: G'MORNING M*THERF*CKERS 

Thor: well, I'll never

Steve: excuse me?

Fury: -.- you know what I mean

Tony: kk so whats up fury?

Loki: whats the hizhap

Thalia: Loki staph pls

Loki: yes dearie

Natasha: ._.

Bruce: ruff.

Loki: -.- i vill keel you

Bruce: try

Clint: kaaaaay so whats yo newserino

Fury: OK WE HAVE SPECIAL RECRUITS FROM ANOTHER LEAGUE WHO WILL BE HERE TEMPORARILY SO YOU HAS TO BE NICE AND STEFF TO THEM OKAY ESPECIALLY TONY AND LOKI

Tony: EY we are grown men

Natasha: *cough* boys

Loki: -.- yes I think we can learn to behaveeeeee (?)

Thalia: what are dis = >(?)

Loki: ok....... I will....

Fury: K so they're a league called MACE and you be nice ok, the justice league still sends complaints -.-

[Avalee Grace has Entered]

[Carter Willhembee has Entered]

[Evangeline Dior has Entered]

[Max Storm]

Fury: k be nice and byeeee

Natasha: HII GUYSS

Avalee Grace: hold on lemme change our names

Avalee Grace has been changed to Avalee

Carter Willhembee has been changed to Carter

Evangeline Dior has been changed to Ev

Max Storm has been changed to Poop face

Poop face: >.< I SWEAR I WILL KEEL YOU AVALEEEE 

Ev: please no violence :(

Avalee: calm your balls. oh wait you dont have none :P

Loki: BURRRRNNNN

Tony: aight man ill change yo shit

Poop face has been changed to shit face

Avalee: >:D i like you

Tony: #taken but not so bad yoself

[Pepper has Entered]

Pepper: TONY LANGUAGE! here ill change it for you hun

shit face has been changed to Max

[Pepper has left]

Tony: ok...

Max: I dont like you -.-

Thor : ALRIGHTY LETS GET ON WITH THE INTRODUCTION

Clint: yeah so whatchu guys do to be discovered?

Carter: we saved the earth from being invaded by a realm gang called the "Scythe Emblemssey"

Bruce: Eh sorta like us we saved it from loki's maniac lizard..... things....?

Loki: Chitauri.

Steve: same thing and what not

Thalia: yeah new people to converse with :DDD (and someone who has the same last name as me :D)

Natasha: k so what y'all do (as in powers)

Avalee: k so I'm the mastermind, like I do all the tech and weaponary things I have a passion for archery i can probably split you right in half with my new arrows btw they are stella. I have an allias a company called "Prescott Industries" Grace is my middle name but lolsies srry

Thalia: Cri okie ;-;

Tony: omg its me and clint in a merged girl form 

Clint: it totes is

Natasha: no moar totes

Clint: okay.. :(

Steve: What about you, carter rite?

Carter: oh hye, I mean hi uh, I'm from the 8th realm not...... Thor's I believe, It's like another total universe above that.... Uh I'm a shadow rupturer a cross breed between a shadow runner and diminisher a pretty powerful role. My native name is "Carengato" but carter is an earth name i guess. basically I can merge and be a shadow and use dark/shadow magic

Bruce: man dats cool

Carter: I know but sometimes you feel the shadow's hatred, its a lore but eh

Bruce: i know dat feel

Avalee: k go Ev 

Ev: okay my name or official title is Princess Eevanléfie I'm from the 7th realm again in the upper universe, I am a time shifter so I can control time around you maybe not the world but yeah, I manipulate time. My last name I just picked out randomly I literally had only Evangeline that sounded like my actual name and then I saw something and I liked Dior soooo....

Max: My name is Max Storm and Ev crashed in to me on earth, like literally crashed and her ship has this reactor thing on the tip and it affected my hands so it became like super over powered so to contain it Avalee made me this mechanical glove thing but I can fight stuff with it so thats cool

Natasha: wait so you're telling me that there is more shit on top of the other realms

Ev: Yes, many things

Carter: correct.

Clint: but. but. we already have this turd of a loki

Loki: Watch it birdmouth

Thor: I AM HUNGRY IT IS AMUSING KNOWING YOUR FACTOIDS OF ANOTHER LAND BUT I THINK IT IS TIME TO ENJOY THE DAILY SHWARMA :D

Tony: Agreed grab the shades and lezzgo

[Avengers has Left]

[Loki has Left]

[Thalia has Left]

[Ev has Left]

[Max has Left]

[Avalee has Left]

[Carter has Left]

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yay i finally updated, i soz i lied in my other chapter, btw these characters are only here for some time so yeahhh i didnt know what to do with my life ok ;-;

-AnnMellows

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 06, 2014 ⏰

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