Driving and a New Ship?!

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[Steve has Entered]

[Tony has Entered]

[Wade has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Tony: woaaah who invited da new guy?

Wade: I invited myself I don't need no invitation, I'm deadpool. I came here cause I heard Captain America's doing his drivers test

Steve: .... Tony........

Loki: And I have come to see him fail.

Steve: -.- no you didn't Thor dropped you off a minute ago since he had to go on a date with Jane

Loki: shut up.

Tony: okay as much fun that is let's activate my starkphone's new voice to text translator app and enjoy the action.

[Steve has activated "Peggy"]

["Don't Text and Drive!"]

Steve: Stark.

Tony: ;)

[TestDude has Entered]

TestDude: Okay so all you have to do is take her around the area, without any violations, good?

Steve: Yes Sir!

Tony: Steve we're not in the military no more

Steve: Okay, what's this stick like thing?

Wade: A shift stick...

Loki: it's peanut butter America man,peanut butter....

Tony: just shift it to the 3rd one and hit the pedal -.-

Steve: OHH JUMPINNG BILLY GOATS

Tony: TURN THE PEDAL BACK BACK!!! YOU JUST CRASHED IN TO THE PUB!

Steve: OH OLD GLORY RAMKIN PEACH PIE UNCLE SAM AT THANKSGIVING RUMBLE SHIKLIFAN PINK FLYING SQUIRRELS! DAAAAAANNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!,

TestDude: AHHHHHHHH JEDHDIFJCNDKDKDCFKFIDKDJSKSBDKS MMMGFFFHHH IM GOING TO DIEEEEE

Wade: *eating popcorn*

Loki: Yes mortal yes...

Tony: the car's manufactured by stark industries it'll stop within critical danger so eh

[ Thalia has Entered]

Thalia: Heyy vassup? I'm just here to see Steve fail

Wade: Oh us too! Say your kinda cute....

Loki: Well you have no chance

Wade:Why are you her boyfrand?

Loki:no..... i'm a shopping buddy....

Wade: LOL dude, too bad..

Tony: STEVE NO STOP DRIVING LIKE A HIPPIE! HOLY YELLOW SOCKS STEVE STOP!!!!

Wade: Hey Thalia

Thalia: What? by the way is that popcorn, gimme

Wade: Do you wanna

Loki: No.

Wade: Dude what the hell?

Loki: Umm thalia...... I think I like-like you......

Thalia: aww....... by that did you just ask me out?

Loki: I think....

Thalia: Pick me up at 7!

[Thalia has Left]

Wade: Aww she was cool....

Loki: Too bad, now she's mine.

Tony: STOP IT STEVE THE TEST DUDE IS GONNA THROW UP IF YOU KEEP LISTENING TO THE SPICE GIRLS WHILE DRIVING!

Steve: ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!

Tony: BY THE WAY I THINK WE GOT A NEW SHIP :D :D

Steve: REALLY?! I THINK THAT S.H.I.E.L.D ALREADY HAS ONE!

Tony: NO NOT LIKE THAT!

TestDude: ughhhh.... -hurls- you failed......

Steve: aww.....

Loki: -.- aww fun's over...

[Loki has Left]

[Wade has Left]

[Tony has Left]

[Steve has Left]

TestDude: Wait where those people the avengers....

[TestDude has Left]

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A/N: THERE WE GO THE DUO GOT TOGETHA AND NOW WE GOT A COUPLE!

COMMENT FOR WHAT SHIP NAME THEY SHOULD HAVE!

By the way I forgot to include why the mystery hacker was Fury:

It's by the alphabet so:

F=6   u=21   r=18   y= 25

That's why the numbers are so specific....


FAN DEDICATION OF THE MONTH OF AUGUST IS TO sweetylover123

I know I promise stuff for dedications that I forget since I publish my stories usually on my IPod so if I added it later it'll be awkward..... But I'll try to make it happen in my future chats...

I am a forgetful, clumbsy person.... But I'm awesome.

Alright toodles!

(Yes I still say that word)

~AnnMellows

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