The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Iron Man VS Captain America - Rap Battle

[Announcer has Entered]

[Tony has Entered]

[Steve has Entered]

Tony: Woah, why are we here, and..... WHO ARE YOU?!

Announcer: INNTTROODUCCINNGG IRRROONN MAANN

Steve: Seriously, this is S.H.E.I.L.D protected software.

Announcer: AANDD IN THISS CORNNER CAPPTAIN AMMERICAAA

Tony: WAIT WHAT?! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO?!

Announcer: BEGIN!

Steve: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Tony: I hear a beat.....

Steve: So we rap?

Tony: But we're homies, we don't rap against each other....

Steve: Well, I got some things to say to you.......

[SUPERHERO TRANSFORATION]

IronMan: We had this mode?!

CaptainAmerica:

Lemme tell you something Stark,

Beating you will be a walk in the park,

I'm the patriotic super hero,

While you're more like the playboy who sold out zero,

The ladies fawn over me,

because I'm the real OG,

Dressed up in blue, white and red,

My swag is purebred,

You're just one big agnorrant prick,

Even though I bet you have a small dick,

I don't like the way you act,

All dressed up in black,

Thinking you're the top shop boss,

When you're against ME I'm going spread you like moss.

IronMan: Seriously? I thought we were bros, then let me tell you something too:

You're as boring as watching paint dry,

 You make babies cry,

You ain't got no swag,

I'm guessing you're the next sparkly fag! (like Edward Cullen)

You think you look so fly wearing spandex?

You  just look like one gigantic man pest.

Oh, and Peggy? Even she don't wanna call ya,

haha

I'll hear you sobbing through the dry wall,

While I'm screwing Pepper, on that call, 

And you question MY sexuality?

Let's face it to reality,

You never got laid in couple decades,

Once your gone we'll have a a parade,

I'm Iron man, Tony Stark, I'm a genuis,

With a PHD on how to kick your butticus. (made up word :D)

CaptainAmerica: That was mean...

IronMan: Yours was mean too!

CaptainAmerica:....

IronMan:...

CaptainAmerica:....bros.....?

IronMan: okay, bros...

IronMan: Shwarma?

CaptainAmerica: Sure :D

[CaptainAmerica has Left]

[IronMan has Left]

Announcer: WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!!! EPPIICC AVVENNNGEER RAP BAATTTLE OF HISSTORY!!!

[Announcer has Left]

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A/N: Sorry if it's not as good, but it's my first :) It's based on the ERB series on youtube a video on the siidee --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

I thought it was funny XD

Oh and leave suggestions for a new rap battle in the comments ^.^