The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Manliness

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Tony: Heyy...... wassup?

Thor: The ceiling is up man of iron :D

Loki: Why do I even accept these chat requests....

Clint: Because you have nothing to do since we whopped your ass in the alien war thing :D

Tony: Good one :)

Loki: I'm bored.

Tony: That's the reason of this chatroom

Clint: Yeah, why do we go on here anyway?

Thor: I rather eat my cylindrical shaped meat in a bun

Clint: Translation?

Loki: He means hot dog

Clint: Well, I just got an epic bow yesterday, it shoots lasers and has hologram messages :D

Tony: My suit already does that and more, it has built in butt warmers and internet

Thor: I have just polished my mjolnir and wiped out forty test dummies in five seconds

Loki: I have made a whole group of mortals kneel before me with just a look

Clint: Actually you had to shout before they got the idea....

Loki: Shut up bird brain

Tony: Wait, are you guys questioning my manliness?

Clint: Ye we question your man hood here

Loki: Yeah!

Thor: Yes! :D

Tony: I survived a drop.... From f*ckin space

Clint: I'm can make contact with Natasha and NOT be killed 

Thor: Oh you're good Mr.Barton

Loki: But you still can't resist my powers, so I made you my slave

Tony: Ohhhhh......

Thor: I can fight with my mjolnir while playing the birds that are angry on my cellular telephone

Tony: I was practically raised by wolves!

Clint: I shot an arrow in my diapers and it landed bulls eye muther f*cker!

Loki: I can kill a man with my glare

Thor: Oh really? I can kill a woman with my hair!

Tony: I cut my own umbilical cord!

Clint: I was born with hair on my chest

Thor: I suckled the fangs of venemous snakes!

Loki: I had sex with a horse!

Tony: Okay that's just weird.....

Clint:....

Thor: Brother.... You disgust me now....

Loki: Well, it's the truth...?

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Natasha: Clint boo, you promised to watch titanic with me and cuddle in your arrow onsies!

Tony: HA!

Clint: Nat!

Jane: Thor you promised me that we'll go to the ooey gooey lovey dovey theme park with me!

Loki: Well, obviously he wasn't manly either way....

Pepper: Tony! You told me you want me to take me to the fluffy petting zoo since I broke your kitten cookie jar!

Tony: Pepper.... It's not a good time now...

Clint: Ahhahahahahaahhahah! Kitten lover :D

Tony: There's nothing funny about loving cats D:

Loki: Hehahahahha

Thalia: Blackmail file :) too good to be true :D

Loki: Why are YOU here?

Thalia: Because you said you would help me shop for clothes and find the latest fashions!

Loki: pshhhhh..... No I didn't....... 

Thalia: But you said-

Loki: NOOOO NOOO I DIDN'T!

Tony: Ahahahha!!!!!!

Clint: Well, I guess we got to go.... I guess we're even in masculinity....

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Natasha: Boys ;)

Thalia: So easy to damage their ego ;)

Jane: Yep

Pepper: well lets go :D

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A/N: Thanks for 2000 reads :D you're the best :D

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Shower of smiles :D

Thanks again!

~AnnMellows