[Avengers has Entered]
[Thalia has Entered]
Tony: wassup? I'm reaaaalllyyyy bored right now.............
Natasha: Yeah me too, haven't got many missions lately..
Clint: Yeps
Bruce: What should I do with my life.....
Steve:Beat the hell out of a punching bag?
Thalia: LOL I took all your missions when you were busy :)
Natasha: you devil..... >:(
Thalia: nehehehhehehheeh
Thor: I ANNOUNCE THAT I AM HUNGRY!
Tony: Meh, I can get a bite
Natasha: Where to?
Bruce:mexican?
Clint: Woooaahhh hell no, I had like explosive poops after that...
Thalia: WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT PLEASE
Tony: lol, pussy
Clint: >:(
Thalia: Alright how 'bout shwarma? sine you all love it soo much....
Thor: SHWARMA!!
Tony: Meh, we eat there waaay too much since I set the trend.....
Bruce: yeah I agree
Natasha: A new chinese restaurant opened near stark tower we should go there :)
Tony: Yeah sure
Thor: FOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD :D
Clint: don't get all hyper
Bruce: What's it called?
Natasha: Yui's
Bruce: me?
Natasha: Yeah yui's
Bruce: so it's called Bruce?
Natasha: NO YUI'S
Bruce: THATS WHAT I SAAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDDD
Thalia: For the love of odin, THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT IS CALLED YUUUUUUUI'S!
Bruce: Well you don't got to be all mean.... :(
Tony: -sigh- let's just go...
-At Yui's-
Bruce: This is so asian....
Clint: it's all red and gold....
Natasha: Just find us a table you f*cker
Clint: Calm your hormones.....
[Loki has Entered]
Thor: BROTHER! HAVE YOU CAME TO DINE WITH US AND LADY THALIA?!
Loki: Oh hell no, I'm just here since I lost to Coulson in a bet and have to walk here to give Thalia her purse you forgotten at S.H.E.I.L.D
Thalia: Oh yeah, is the purse the one that matches this jacket and not the one that matches my other converse shoes?
Loki: Yeah, the purse does matches your jacket and coulson told me it totally brings out your eyes but I think the purple one matches your outfit- WAIT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT! HERE'S YOUR PURSE AND THOR I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!
Tony: Man-period much? Well since you're here and I did promised you a drink, I guess this counts, sit down while we order some scotch
Loki: Fine
Clint: THIS WHOOLE MENU IS IN CHINEESEEE
Steve: FIND THE ENGLISH SIDE THEN!
Bruce: THERE IS NO ENGLISH SIDE!!!!
Thor: FFFFFFOOOOOOOODDDD??????
Loki:... This is the actual avengers....
Thalia: Yep
Natasha: CAAAALLLMMMM THHHHE FFF*CK DOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!
Steve: But how do we order?!
Tony: How do you say scotch in chineseee!!!!!?????
Natasha: I'm a master assasin, I think I'll know how to speak chinese.
Tony: Ye better
Thor: Food?
Loki: Calm down over-obsessed imbecile
Natasha: Okay what do you guys want?!!
Clint: I want a coke and this duck thing that you wrap to look like a burrito
Natasha: Okay beijing peking duck
Steve: I want this soup on this picture :D
Natasha: Okay minced beef with egg drop soup
Tony: Scotch :D
Natasha:...-.-
Tony: Fine, I want beef noodles, those are the only thingsI can read on this menu
Natahsa: Bruce?
Bruce: I want what their having :D
Natasha: Okay sweet and sour pork, Thor?
Thor: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GET THIS MENU IS VERY FRUSTRATING BUT I WANT WHAT'S IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Natasha: Alright, lobster in sesame seeds, Thalia?
Thalia: Oh, Loki and I already ordered, I'm multilangual :D
Loki: I want my bloody food now.
Natasha: Okay, 我可以得到一个牛肉面，碎牛肉蛋花汤，酸甜猪肉，芝麻龙虾，北京烤鸭，两个古柯可乐，橙碳酸饮料，雪碧，和一个苏格兰 (translate that in google translate! :D) I'm going to order some dim sum okay guys?
Clint: Yeah sure baby
Natahsa: 我想点心请
Thor: I DON'T UNDERSTAND LADY NATASHA
Tony: WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING LIKE THIS?
Bruce: His keyboard is still broken
Steve: Oh yeah...
-food arrives-
Natasha: THOR STOP STEALING DIM SUM OFF MY PLATE!
Thor: IT'S TOO DELICIOUS!!!!
Bruce: This is dvif vdnvsdnvdsfsvhndshvna vdv yum
Steve: I can eat this everyday :D
Clint: Look at my burrito army :)
Natasha: Clint, you have sauce on your face
Clint: Whatevs :D
Tony: You knowwwww what i got all my homies here tonibfbhtt anddd iii liikkeee too saay hppay biiiirtthhdaay
Thalia: I never knew this is how the avengers act...
Loki: Girl, tell me about it.
Tony: Oh god dammmit i need to sober upp for peppperr ill be back, i needa go to the wasshrommm.
Thor: ANOTHER!
Natasha: Oh no..... This is his fifth plate?
Clint: I'm broke, I just realized....
Loki: Not me, I have no midagrdian money.....
Thalia: Don't look at me, Phil forgot to put my wallet in my purse
Bruce: Shit
Steve: Poop.
Natasha: Tony?
Clint: Tony.
Bruce: Tony.
Steve: Stark.
Thalia: Tony.
Loki: Anthony.
Thor: I like this food.
[AngryChineseYui has Entered]
AngryChineseYui: HHEEEYY! YOU BREAK ALLL THIS DISH!!????? YOU HAVE TO PAY! YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!!! YOU, I CALL POLICE NOW! I WILL BREAK YOUR BONE BECAUSE I JU-JITSU AND THE KUNG-FU MASTER YYOU IDIOTSS!!!!
Clint: FFFLLYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Natasha: Our friend in the bathroom is going to pay, bye!
[5/6 of the avengers, Loki and Thalia has Left]
Tony: Okay, I'm back, I puked up the beef, but I'm back.
AngryChineseYui: YOU UPSET YUI! YOU HAVE TO PPPPAAAAAYYY LITERALLY!!!! OR YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ANGRY KIUNG-FU YUI! BECAUSE I'M LIKE THE BRUCE LEE OF THE CENTURY THAT CAN KICK YOU ASS!
Tony: Yeah, stick it with the rich guy, damn 'friends'
meep. III FFFFOORRRGOOTTT MY MMONNNEEYY ASS WEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
[Tony has Left]
AngryChineseYui: COME BACK YOU RASSCAALLL!!!!!
[AngryChineseYui has Left]
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The Avengers Chat Room Adventures
FanfictionAvengers are put in a chat room with special guest Loki, I mean what exactly can go wrong? *I do not own the avengers or the cover
