Dance Off! Avengers Style!- Science Bros!

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[Avengers has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

Tony: I'm bored again after I watched ma fabulous Iron Man 3...........

Bruce: Didn't it not come out yet?

Tony: Puhlease being the superhero they based it on, I have my ways........

Thalia: LET'S HAVE A DANCE OFF THEN!

Steve: Oh for the love of god no...

Thor: DID SOMEONE SAY GOD!? :D

Loki: PSHHH I'M THE REAL GOD HERE!

Thor: NO SHUT THE FRONT DOOR BROTHER! I AM THE GOD!

Loki: WHY WOULD I SHUT SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY SHUT! AND NUH-UH

Thor: YUH-HUH!

Thalia: STOOOOP.

Tony:  THINK WE SHOULD DANCE! WE WILL BENEFT FROM OUR CO-OPERATION :D

Thor: YES WE SHALL!

Natasha: Meh I guess I'll join.

Clint: Then I will too! :)

Bruce: Me too!

Loki: Alright mortal....

Steve:Still no........ It reminds me of Peggy........

Thalia: Yeah let's play Just dance 4! Draw your names out of this hat!

{The Magic Sorting Hat has Sorted}

{Tony & Bruce}

Tony: FUDGE YEAH HIGH FIVE!

Bruce: INTERNET HIGH FIVE!

Tony: Our pair name is...................

TEAM SCIENCEBROS!

{Clint & Natasha}

Natasha: alright clinty ;)

Clint: ;)

Bruce: hmmm... This hat must be a clintasha shipper...........

Tony: TEAM CLINTASHA!!!!

{Thor & Loki}

Thor: BROTHER!

Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalia: Suck it up :D Steve and I will be watching and announcing since  I'm too good and maxed out all the songs and Steve is beginning to cry in the corner............

Steve: Don't you judge me!\

Tony: TEAM THORKI!

Bruce: Aren't the pairings like............ very fangirl-ish......?

{The Magic Sorting Hat has Replied to Bruce's message = "No.......... Of course not, pshhh......"}

Thalia; Okay Science Bros! Pick a song!

{The Magic Sorting Hat has Sorted}

Tony: Come on.....................

{"Never Going to Give You Up"}

Tony: RRIIIICCCCK ROOLLLLEEDDDDD XD

Bruce: Okay let's get this over with...............

[ DANCE! ]

Tony: WHY THE F*CK IS RICK ASTLEY A SUPERHERO?!?!?!?

Bruce: What the hell are these moves..........

Tony: HA LOOK HE'S WEARING STEVE'S COSTUME!

Steve: I HEARD THAT STARK!

Tony: SPANDEX SPANDEX SPANDEX

Bruce: I have the need to feel............... GROOVY!

Tony: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Bruce: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Tony: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

Bruce: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!

Tony: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!

Bruce: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE

Tony: AND HURRT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Loki: It's getting pretty emotional here...

Tony: You know as a super hero, this guy sucks...

Bruce: There's like a mutherf*ckin godzilla in the background surrounded by cities on fire........ OF COURSE IT'S NORMAL!

Tony: Man I can't get over his outfit choice....... What kind of superhero wears tights, spandex, suspenders, a cape and a mask to dance in public........................ GUUUURRL DAT RIGHT THERE IS A FASHION VIOLATION.

Bruce: HEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEHEH I GOT THE GOLDEN MOVE TOOOONY!

Tony: >:( JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET ONE YET DOESN'T MEAN I'LL NEVER GET ONE!

Bruce: DAMMINT I ONLY GOT 3 STARS WHY ARE THESE DANCE MOVES SO HARD!

Clint: Dude, this is like super easy...........

Bruce: AH SPLICE IT! FREEESTYLE! EVERYBODY DO THE HARLEM SHAKE IEHIWHBGOHROHAFVBELVJFHBSL FZJKDBZLJZDHBVLH

Tony: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA! I GOT MY GOLDEN MOVE CUZ IMMMMMMMMMM IRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN BIIIIIIIIIIITCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thalia: DID I MENTION THAT THE LOWEST TEAM HAS TO TANGO IN PUBLIC WITH THE OUTFIT OF THE WINNING TEAM'S CHOICE?

Bruce: OHHHH SHIT.............        

Tony: HURRRRRY! WE CAN MAKE IT! RUN FOREST RUNNN!

{ The End ]

Bruce: What the hell........

Tony: WE BE TRIPPIN' AND WE BE PLANKIN'

Bruce: Okay I'm going to say it............ YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED! BEYOTCH

Thalia: Okay I don't really know how to do this sso I'll count it by number of stars added up............ okay:

TEAM SCIENCE BROS : 7 1/2

BRUCE: 3 1/2

TONY: 4

Tony: heheheheheheehheheeh

Thalia: Alright let's go!

[ Everyone has Left ]

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A/N: Harro, harro, harro! Sorry reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyy slow update but I need encouragement so I'll update whenever this chapter gets atleast 3 votes and comments! :D

next up:

TEAM THORKI

~AnnMellows

P.S not much of a thorki shipper but I just thought it'll be funny! :D

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