The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

DRUNK BAKING TIME

By the way in I just wanna give you guys the ship names first since no one honestly reads ending so I 'll do dis.

Toki

Lalia

Thokia

Lokitha

Lalia

Enjoy ^.^

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[Thalia has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

Thalia: Alright loki what the hell happened.

Loki: Well I was trying to recreate human "cake" or so what you call it... But, I blew up Thor's kitchen, and he kicked me out.......

Thalia: Uh....

Loki: Then he kicked me back in and sobbed to apologized and kicked me out with poptarts.....

Thalia: Yeah that seems more like thor...

Loki: I just wanted to do something special for our first Midgardian "date"

Thalia: You really don't need to go and use quotations.

Loki: I do what I want.

Thalia: -sigh-

{A few hours later}

Thalia: Okay so we got all our ingredients and-

[Tony has Entered]

Tony: BOOM SHACKALACA WHAT THE HELL YOU BE DOING HERE!

Thalia: Relax Tony, I need to use Stark Tower since Loki blew up my kitchen by using his frost giant form to cool the chocolate decoration faster, that froze the freezer, and then Thor came and thought he was doing something bad so he summoned lightning in my building and it almost burned down, until I used my powers to control the water supply and put it out....

Tony: Gawd shit happens too fast ladies,... But I don't want my kitchen to burn down so i'm setting JARVIS to look after us 

Loki: Us?

Tony: JARVIS GET MY BEER WE'RE DRUNK BAKING!!!!!!!

{A few minutes later}

Thalia: everythang is so woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozyyy

Loki: argh, curses Tony............. and your midgardian drinks of wonder....

Tony: :D even when you're drunk you're annoying 

Thalia: OKAY GUYS WE NEED DIS BOX FLUFF [JARVIS TRANSLATION: this cake box flour]

Tony: THEN WE MIX IT IN THIS BIG ASS BOWL

Loki: NO WE HAVE TO PUT MIDGARDIAN EGGS AND VEGETABLE OIL

Thalia: And WATERRRR -uses powers and splashes water in the bowl

Tony: WOOAAH SO COOOL NEVER SAW YOU DO THAT BEFORE

Thalia: Shut up and mix with yo robot arm

EPIC MIXING TIME

BADABABDABDABDBADBBABDABADBADBABADABABDABAAABDBDABDA 

Loki: Pour it in this midgardian cake pan

Thalia: Loki stahp calling everythang midgardian

Loki: IT'S IN MY NATURE GOD FLIPPIN PANCAKE DAMMIT IT'S TRRUU WHAT THE BOOOTY SAYS DOEEEEE

Tony: Oh... I NEVER HEARD HIM SAY THAT BEFORE...

Thalia: I let him play minecraft,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tony: DUMP ALL DIS POOP IN THIS DOODY PAN AND BAKE FO.....

JARVIS: 350F for 20 minutes sir..

Tony: WHAT HE SAID

Thalia: LOKI MAKE THE DAMN ICING 

Loki: I DO WHAT I WANT THALIA!

Thalia: WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IS FRACKIN STIR THE ICING

Loki: okay...

-after-

Tony: It's not that bad.............

Thalia: It looks like a turd that rolled in whipping cream toppped with random shizzle.

Loki: Let's go....

Thalia: Yeah we'll just go on take-out....

[Everyone has Left]

[Natasha has Entered]

Natasha: Tony, I need you to-.......... What the fack. Is that a turd...

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Dedication to AquaDragon78 for the Fury thing! YAY you partially got it right :D

plus a funny comic ---------->