The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Valentines Day <3

A/N: I am sorry I couldn't post sooner but I was kind of sick with like a stuffy nose and headaches so, I couldn't bring myself to give you guys a chapter you deserve so this is the valentine's day chapter even if it's not valentine's day! Enjoy :3

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[Tony has Entered]

[Steve has Entered]

[Natasha has Entered]

[Clint has Entered]

[Bruce has Entered]

[Thor has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Pepper has Entered]

[Fury has Entered]

Tony: So.... It's VALENTINE'S DAY AGAIN!

Bruce: Ugh

Steve: Bruce, I'm sure one girl would be lucky enough to be asked out by you and say yes...

Tony: EITHER WAY I DO NOT CARE THE SLIGHTEST! SO WHO'S GOT A DATE :D

Clint: Wait....

Natasha: What for?

Clint: *gets down on one knee and holds up a single red rose* would you care to be my valentine my sweet?

Tony: CLINTASHA :D

Natasha: AAWW CLINT! IT'S KINDA UN- ROMANTIC WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK VIA CHHHAAATTT!!!

Clint: So... No?

Natasha: Where are you taking me?

Clint: Where we first met

Natasha: O.o you're going to take me to S.H.E.I.L.D?

Clint:l'amour de S.H.I.E.L.D ;)

Natasha: you know you just said the heart of S.H.I.E.L.D right?

Clint: Whatever, I was hoping you wouldn't notice, ARE YOU GOING OR NOT!

Natasha: Of course I am, I can't pass up a free dinner, it IS FREE RIGHT?!

Clint: Yes Madam!

Natasha: :3

Clint: Our chariot ( S.H.I.E.L.D helicopter) awaits ;)

[Natasha has Left]

[Clint has Left]

Loki: So, what is this Valentine's day you midgardian's speak of?

Pepper: It's a day that celebrates love Loki...

Loki: What is "Love"?

Steve: You'll long for it after you experience it..

Bruce: So, it's like you and your hope of love from your adoptive father so he'll let you become the king instead of thor

Fury: Sorry, he's grumpy on this type of day...

Loki: Well you don't have to hurt my feelings....

Tony: So who's got dates?

Loki: I doubt Thor has anyone...

Thor: Not true! I have Lady Jane with me to go on a picnic on a hill overlooking new york.

Pepper: Aww <3 You're so romantic!

Thor: I have been told :)

[Jane has Entered]

Jane: Let's go! :)

Thor: Farewell avengers and my dear brother!

Loki: IM NOT YOUR BROTHER!

[Thor has Left]

[Jane has Left]

Fury: Well I have no business here so I'll have to go back to.... Agent Hill...

[Fury has Left]

Loki: O.o

Tony: O.O

Pepper: ...

Bruce: ...

Steve: o.o

Tony: Well my darling Pepper I have a surprise!

Pepper: -.- what? You're going to take me to a place where I have to drag your drunk ass home?

Tony: No.... That was last valentine's plan... This year we are going to a small charming place called " Pepper's Point" named for you!

Pepper: AWW! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! I'm going to get ready! Love ya ;) <3

[Pepper has Left]

Tony: There's a wine cellar there though! Hehehe

[Tony has Left]

Bruce: So all the single guys here?

Loki: Yep, love is for weaklings

Steve: I'm not single! I have Peggy D:

Bruce: Give it up Steve, she's like 82 and one out of eight billion people in this world.

Steve: I suppose so, so what do we do?

Loki: When I had to be held captive in Stark Tower I found his supply if achohol...

Steve: I guess I can have achohol...

Loki: Shots?

Bruce: Shots.

- 29 minutes later-

Bruce: WOOOOO SHOTS

Steve: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS GIMME ANOTHER VODKA!!

Loki: IMMA NINNJAAAA

Bruce: EVERYBODY!

Loki: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Steve: CAPTAIN AMERIICA AWAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Loki: PUT YOUR SPANDEX ON YOU HIPPIE!

Bruce: SCOOTTCCCHHHH I-I-I HULK OUT

Loki: WHEN I WALK IN S.H.E.I.L.D

Steve: THIS IS WHAT I SEE

Bruce: EVERYBODY STOPS AND STARING AT ME

Loki: I GOTTA RAGE IN MA STOMACH

Steve: AND I AINT AFRAID TO SHOW IT!

Loki: IMMA VILLIAN AND I KNOW

Steve: EH!

Bruce: I-I-I HULK OUT!

Steve: MM AAHHHH GIRL LOOK AT DAT SPANDEX

Loki: MM AHH GIRL LOOK AT DIS GODLINESS

Bruce: I HULK OUT!

[Tony has Entered]

Tony: Okay Pepper I'll get my-

Bruce:....

Tony: GET OUT.

Steve: AHHHH

Loki: AHHHH SCARY STARK!

[Bruce has Left]

[Steve has Left]

[Loki has Left]

Tony: That'll show 'em..... Hmmmm.... * smuggles some drinks* COMING PEPPER!!

[Tony has Left]

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A/N: Also, picture on the side -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

I thought it was hilarious so I though that you guys will probably like it as well :3

Oh yeah, working on the rap battle :) dedication to the one who guesses who versus who! :D