The Daily Routine of Natasha on her Period

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[Natasha has Entered]

[Clint has Entered]

[Tony has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Thor has Entered]

Thor: BROTHER! ;D

Loki: I'm not your brother you imbecile..

Tony: So what up?

Natasha: Lots of things Tony....... It's such a nice day it makes me want to frolic with ponys :D

Tony: Uhmmm... What's up with Nat? She sounds kind of like Steve for a second there....

Clint: Well umm....

Loki: I don't even know why I'm here...... I'm just bored because I'm in my torturous cell again.

Natasha: SHUT UP LOKI NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU ADOPTED VILLAIN! I'M GOING TO YOUR CELL TO FREAKIN TORTURE YOU MOREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki: O.O

Thor: Brother?

Loki: yeah?

Thor: Are you afraid?

Loki: I don't know anymore, this is a different stage......

Tony: So what is up with nat?

Clint: Let's say she's on her daily visit from mother nature...

Loki: I'm glad gods don't have that....

Natasha: I'MMM SSOOO SAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SORRRYYY LLOOKKKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh, your name sounds like a nokia, which was the phone I bought for my friend who didn't call me after I texted her >:(  IM JUSST GOING TO WATCH THE TITANIC! 

Clint: Nat I-

Natasha: I'M NOT CRYING!

Thor: I just entered the room of Natasha and she is eating multiple chocolates, while crying...

Tony: I'm kinda scared.....

Loki: Me too....

Tony: Hold me?

Loki: Never.

Tony: :(

Natasha: I'm sooooo haappyy! :D Clint you are such a cutie! I just looove when you shoot your arrows!

Clint: You know it babe ;)

Natasha: WHAT DO I KNOW? WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION!???? UGH! MEN ARE SOME ANIMALS!

[Natasha has Left]

Clint: But.... D:

[Clint has Left]

Thor: I am very concerned about Clint's well being right now so I will now comfort him.

[Thor has Left]

Tony: Hey Loki? How did you even end up in your cell?

Loki: Oh, I asked Natasha what time it was and she said, "WHY DON'T YOU GET A WATCH INSTEAD OF BOTHERING ME YOU IDIOT!" then locked me in here for no reason.

Tony: Okay then.... I guess it's just you and me now..

Loki: Nope just you :)

[Loki has Left]

Tony: Darn

[Tony has Left]

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