Tony's secret

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[Avengers has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

Tony: WOAAAH it's been awhile eh xD

Natasha: Yeah, maybe our lovey dovey getaway went a little too long <3 right clinty boo 

Clint: not long enough ;) ;)

Steve: OK STOP WITH THE FLIRTS PEOPLE WHY WE BACK ON THIS.

Bruce: Woah, excuse yo grammar, but we're on this cause we're bored agaiin

Thalia: Atleast I got my bae <33

Loki: ;)

Thor: please brother, refrain from the affection, I cannot imagine my baby brother growing up ;(

Loki: IM NOT YOUR BROTHER. WELL NOT YOUR BABY BROTHER FOR SURSIES.

Tony: oh the action goin on...

Bruce: Hey tony.....

Tony: yees?

Bruce: just wondering... What happened to pepper?

Tony: well... Uh,,,,,, She like.... Kinda moved to england to do some buisness but accidentally fell in love with another man...

Steve: oh tony i didn't know......

Bruce: sorry man

Clint: ...yeah

Natasha; peppers gone? WHY HAVENT I HEARD FROM HER GAWD

Thalia: That's the thing you're sad about?

Natasha: eh,,

Loki: I feel your pain Stark.

Tony: I MEAN SHE DUMPED FOR A BRITISH BOY, WOW SO FANCY, LIKE I EVER NEED HER LIKE SHE EVER DID STUFF WITH ME LIKE SHE EVEN CARED ABOUT ME LIKE I REALLY NEED A DRINK NOW LIKE NOW IM CRYING.

[JARVIS has Entered]

JARVIS: coming up, what kind?

Tony: ANYTHING I CAN DRINK MY SORROWS AWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY

[JARVIS has Left]

Tony: STUPID BRITISH PEOPLE AND THEIR RIDICULOUSLY CHARMING ACCENTS fuckingwalrusshitaccentissoooooocool

Loki: hey i have that sorta accent too....

Thalia: and i luv it <3

Loki; ;)

Thor: loki please, i do not wish to see your public display of affection

Tony: ITS JUST. I JUST. DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOO I NEED LIKE ICECREAM AND LIKE MOVIES AND LIKE A PILLOW AND- AND IDDDDDKKKKKK

[Tony has Left]

Natasha: Oh such drama queen, much surprise.

Clint: baby try to be more sensitive, its his relationship, how will he feel?

Natasha: like a wimp.

Clint: look, how would you feel if I broke up with you.

Natasha: HAH LIKE ITS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN I AM A RUSSIAN SPY IF I WERE SENSITIVE I WOULD BE A FUCKING EGGSHELL NAMED PUSSY INSTEAD ONLY LOSERS ARE SENSITIVE. PLUS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME. RIGHT?

Clint: yes baby.....

[Natasha has Left]

Clint: -cries a little- its okay, im an independent arrow guy who dont need no russian spy D;

[Clint has Left]

Bruce: Dayum this dramaaaa

Steve: You said it like a redneck brotha.

Thor: more drama than father at bingo night,

Thalia: its more drama than honey boo boo not gettin her gogo juice

Loki: preach it sista

Bruce: So i think the rest of us that arent all involved in this should like... eat shwarma :D

Steve: kk lezzgo

[Steve has Left]

[Bruce has Left]

[Thor has Left]

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[Loki has Left]

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