Payback's a Bish

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[Thor has Entered]

[Natasha has Entered]

[Clint has Entered]

[Bruce has Entered]

[Fury has Entered]

[Phil has Entered]

[Steve has Entered]

Natasha: Okay guys >:)

Fury: We be more than ready

Clint: 3 

Steve: 2

Thor: 1!

[IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr has Entered]

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: WHO THE HELL! 

[TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins]

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: WHO THE HELL DID THIS SHIT. STEVE!

Steve: Karma's a b*tch Stark. I also spray painted that in your office

[Steve has Left]

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: WHAT! OH SHIT MUTHER ******* OF A *****

[SomebodyWuvsLoki]

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Who. Did. This.

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: I frankly like the name

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Shut up Loki.

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: D: OKAY BUT THOR YOU EXCHANGED MY HELMET FOR A SHWARMA BEANIE!!!!!??? AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SLICK 'N' SLEEK MY HAIR IS NOW WAAAAAAYY ON THE FRITZ AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU ALSO DYED MY HAIR F****** BRIGHT PINK

Thor: MWHUAHUAHUHAUHAUHAU NOW FEEL THE PAIN BROTHER! AS I BLAST OUT  ONE DIRECTION IN THE TINY SPEAKER I HAVE HIDDEN IN YOUR CHAMBER! MANY LOCKS!

Fury: We need him to lay off Loki............... And poptarts..............

Thor: NEVER!

[Thor has Left]

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: AND WHY THE HELL ARE THERE LEECHES IN MY ROOM!

Natasha: Revenge muther f*cker\

[Natasha has Left]

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: OKAY WHO THE HELL BEDAZZLED MY SUIT!

Fury: I did. Fury'd b*tch.

[Fury has Left]

Phil: >:(

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: DUDE I GAVE IT BACK.

Phil: You told me to beg for it. And made me dress llike an elephant while doing so. So now, I have your scotch collection. I expect you to arrive in a french maid costume and beg me like I am your master.

[Phil has Left]

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Okay, Phil has some weird shit going through his head........

Bruce: check the website.

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Okkkkaaaaay.................................... MUTHER OF A CHICKEN DOCTOR ! BRUCE YOU POSTED MY 'BABY' JUSTIN BIEBER FAN VIDEO I MADE A FEW YEARS BACK!?!??! DAMMIT PHIL!

Bruce: I've done my work.

[Bruce has Left]

Clint: Even if you given back my stuff and brought me a SIGNED by Suzanne Collin trilogy of the hunger games........................ I'll be nice.... I hid your favourite jacket that was signed by Justin Timberlake so beg me to give it back

SomebodyWuvsLoki: You know I already knew where you hid it....... Remember...... Mind reader........ 

Clint: Shit.

SomebodyWuvsLoki: For someone who is called Hawkeye you're really bad at hiding things.

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: Psh where did he possibly hide it?

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Under the stairs of the training facility in the library under Natasha's name

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: Just like Harry Potter

Clint: Oh well.......

[Clint has Left]

SomebodyWuvsLoki: I think that we got more payback than we asked for.......

TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins: Well, payback's a bish

IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr: Yep let's not do this to the avengers again....... How the hell do I change my name?

SomebodyWuvsLoki: Let's just go.

[SomebodyWuvsLoki has Left]

[IHateEverythingButCuddlyCutieLokiJr has Left]

[TonySparkleMcCutiePatootiekins has Left]

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A/N: I'll do the Avengers Q&A soon!

~AnnMellows

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