The Avengers Chat Room Adventures

Snow White and The Avengers

Okay so this is the play I decided to write for you guys, and so this is just a kinda like ghetto version of it I guess... So if you need the cast here it is:

Narrator: Natasha

Snow White: Loki

Prince: Thor

Prince Stand-In: Thalia

Huntsman: Clint

Queen: Maria

Magic Mirror: Fury

Doc: Tony

Grumpy: Bruce

Happy: Steve

Bashful: Phil

Dopey: Peter

Sneezy: Bruce W.

Sleepy: Michael

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[Avengers has Entered]

[Maria has Entered]

[Coulson has Entered]

[Fury has Entered]

[Loki has Entered]

[Spidey has Entered]

[Wayne has Entered]

[Thalia has Entered]

Fury okay let'ss get this over with.

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Natasha: Once upon a time, there was princess named Snow White, but her mother died and the king married another woman who was nasty and evil and hated snow white, she had a magic mirror that'll tell her that she was fairest of them all until one day...

Maria: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Fury: I would like to say you honey bear my boo, but someother chick is prettier than you.

Maria: Dangnabbit! Huntsman!

Clint: Yeah?

Maria: Bring....

Fury: Some chick named snow white....

Maria: KILL SNOW WHITE! AND BRING ME HER HEART AS PROOF!

Clint: Okay, calm down

Natasha: And so, the hunts man set out to look for snow white.

Clint: Where's that chick?

Loki: -in fasletto voice- Oh huntsman! How are you today!?

Natasha: In awe of her beauty......*cough hahhahah cough* The huntsman knew that he couldn't kill her.

Clint: Oh you image of beauty..... Run in the forest where no one can find you because the queen wants your head!

Loki: OH no! I shall go!

Natasha: The huntsman knew he couldn't go back to the castle empty handed so he travelled and killed an animal's heart instead to bring back, the queen was pleased.

Clint: CA CAW! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! THIS'LL TRICK THE QUEEN!

-at the castle-

Maria: Yes! Snow white is killed!

-back to snow white-

Loki: Imma just wonder around this forest because I can, dang. I'm hungry.