Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Routine

When you wake up the next morning, you check your phone for any notifications you may have slept through. Your eyes bulge out of your head, though, at the amount of notifications you have from Coonstagram. You click onto the app, needing to know what the hell happened, and realize why you have a bunch. Kyle posted the picture and tagged you in it.

You chuckle at the sight of the picture. Kyle looks like a cheeky fucker while the rest of you guys look like dumbasses, especially Kenny. The message on the photo makes you laugh, too. "Not depicted: Cartman throwing a fit like a 2 year-old because she beat him in Smash." You like the picture and are sure to save it to your phone before looking at some of the comments.

Lmao cartman's such a child

Get fucked Cartman

Who is she? :0

It seems like you have a lot of new followers too, despite you not posting anything quite yet. You look through the list, making sure to follow them back because it's the polite thing to do, only slightly looking at their names. Clyde... Bebe... Timmy... Wendy... wait. Wendy? That's the girl that Cartman was talking about last night! You click on her name and look through her pictures.

Oh, she is beautiful! Her skin is so clear and her black hair looks so soft... she's got a figure like a supermodel— thin, but toned... though she doesn't seem to be as tall as they tend to be. Still, though! Her makeup always seems to be perfect, too! You can understand why Stan is so hung up over her. Poor guy... but you feel pretty honored that she followed you!

You continue with your follow spree until you get a text from your group chat with the guys. You laugh when you see that someone named the chat, '🌈Cumline🌈'.

Kyle: Dude I got way more attention on that post than I have with any of my other ones.

Stan: Clyde keeps begging me to give him (Y/n)'s number

Kenny: Thirsty fuck lmao

You: A bunch of people followed me! I just saw all my notifs

You: Thanks guys! c:

Cartman: kyle im gonna kick ur ass for that description

Kyle: Eat shit.

You: I was wanting to know some of the people that followed me though

You: Can you tell me who these people are? They were the first people to follow me! Their names are Clyde, Craig, Jimmy, and Token

Cartman: ugh

Kyle: That's Craig's gang. Think of us as friendly rivals most of the time.

Cartman: they suck and jimmy needs to find new material

Kenny: Hey fuck you, Jimmy is hilarious

Stan: He's got a couple good ones sometimes

You roll your eyes with a snort. Why does it always seem like they're at each other's throats all the time? You wonder if this is typical for friendships with men. You've noticed that they're either a little too affectionate or they're arguing often and there's no inbetween. Whatever, it's not really your business anyway.

You: Good to know, thanks!

Today, you decide to wear something a bit more girly than you've been wearing. You pull on a cute, light mint sailor dress like you would see in an anime. What can you say? You're a sucker for j-fashion. Besides, you have to train with the girls today— they suggested doing a particular dance so you guys could be in sync. You're a little nervous because you've never tried to learn a dance to perform in front of people!