Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Be Bold

You chuckle nervously, knowing that you've been caught. Everyone is here: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Tweek, Craig, Token, Clyde, Jimmy, and another boy that you don't quite recognize. He's a bit shorter than the rest of the guys, with pale blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes that sparkle when you make eye contact with him. He's a thin fellow— his sky blue rib-knit turtleneck is a little too big for him, and so are his jeans.

"Welcome, masters! Table of ten?" You inquire, not trying to break character no matter how embarrassed you are. You genuinely thought that these guys would have no interest in the place you worked at all! You know that it's not exactly what some people may have expected— you even thought that it would be a cat cafe, not a cat maid cafe.

You turn around and grab a bunch of menus before walking them to a larger table. You feel like you're going to die— you can feel several gazes resting on your backside. Your skirt is incredibly fluffy due to a petticoat being present underneath, but it's also very short. Somehow it's more embarrassing when it's people you know that are looking rather than strangers...

"Dude, Butters. This was a great idea," Cartman speaks, shimmying into one side of the booth.

"Oh? But you said that it was stupid and a bad idea—" The boy you don't know begins to mention, though he's cut off by his friend.

"Well, opinions can change!"

You try not to roll your eyes at this. He's probably making fun of you and using this as blackmail, or something. You give each and every one of them a menu, having to lean forward a bit to reach the guys at the opposite end. You flush when a couple pairs of eyes direct straight to your chest cutout. "Here are your menus~ I'll be right back to check on you guys," you tell them before turning on your heel and going to the kitchen.

"Gee, fellas. Our waitress sure is cute, isn't she?" Butters asks. His friends all nod, some of them murmuring their responses.

"I expected this place to have cats, but this is way better," Clyde grins, looking around at the other girls who are tending to their customers. "All these girls are super cute... I like (Y/n) the most, though."

"Will you ever stop being horny? You've just met her," Stan asks him with a raise of his eyebrow.

"Oh, c'mon! You can't tell me that she isn't totally pretty. Like, we all have eyes."

"S-She laughs at m-m-my jokes, too," Jimmy adds, a little smile on his face.

Meanwhile, you're freaking out. You're pacing back and forth in the kitchen as Yao is battering up a pork cutlet for the Kuma Katsu Curry. "I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown, Yao. I seriously don't know what to do," you lament, going back and forth to the east and west walls of the kitchen.

"What's wrong? You were doing just fine earlier," he asks, shaking the excess panko off of the cutlet and dropping it into the fryer.

"I was doing great until a bunch of people I know came in! Now they know that I work here! What if one of them decides to blackmail me?!"

He looks at you for a moment with a furrowed eyebrow, then goes back to what he has to be doing. He stirs the large pot of curry before starting on the whole dish. He's shaping rice into a bear shape. "I don't think that it's necessarily a bad thing. You're making money and it's not like you've been caught working as a prostitute or anything." He sets the bear rice onto a plate and starts cutting out a face for it with seaweed. "Besides, if you know them, you can rack up some more tips. Use that girlish charm of yours."

You're about to retort, but you pause. A cheeky grin comes upon your face. "You think I have girlish charm? Aw, Yao~ You know just what to say!" You tease him.