Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Careless Whisper

After school the next day, you and the guys (and Dovahkiin) find your way to the police station, where Spontaneous Bootay is being held. You learned that the guy that was having a hard time keeping his dinner down last night goes by Captain Diabetes, better known as Scott Malkinson at school. He's a nice kid, if not a bit on the insecure side.

You walk into the police station and slam your hand onto the secretary's desk. "We want to speak with Spontaneous Bootay. Now."

"R-Right away, ma'am!"

You arrive in the area with the holding cell. Spontaneous Bootay is sitting on one of the benches, looking dejected as hell until she looks up and sees one of the cops unlocking the cell. With a relieved look on her face, she hurries out of the makeshift cage and hugs you, lifting you up and spinning you around. You blush slightly, as your face is in her cleavage.

Better that than be crushed with her ass, you suppose.

"Oh, I knew you little heros would come for me! Thank you, thank you!" She praises you and the gang before setting you back down.

"We just need to ask you some questions, Miss Bootay," Captain Diabetes informs her, to which she nods easily.

"Of course. Mama owes you for bailing me out. Tell me what you need to know and I'll tell you everything."

Everyone sits with one another in one of the interrogation rooms. You drum your fingers on your thigh as Wonder T speaks to Bootay. "S-So, Miss Bootay... we found an ID on the body. Do you recognize this man at all?" He asks, passing her the card with a gentle touch. Bootay takes it and looks at it for a few moments.

"I don't recognize him, no," she sighs, looking disappointed by this fact. "But I can only assume that he might have been looking to apply for the daytime DJ position. He was dressed like a total douche."

Super C snorts from behind Wonder T.

"Wait, wait, wait," Human Kite speaks, lifting his hands in an attempt to help everyone backtrack. "He was looking to apply for the daytime DJ position? What happened to the one The Peppermint Hippo had before?"

"Oh, you didn't hear?" She passes Wonder T the card so he can keep it before leaning back into her seat. She waves her hand as she speaks. "The daytime DJ got outed as a pervert and was touchin' a bunch of the ladies that worked the day shift. Blaze told our boss and he got fired."

"Blaze is the older woman, yes? In the purple lingerie?" Mosquito asks, typing it on his phone - most likely in his notes app, though you can't see it from where you stand. He types some more when Bootay confirms this.

"I see... Well, what was this daytime DJ's name? The one that got fired, I mean," Tupperware asks.

"I'm afraid I don't know that, hun. You all know that Spontaneous Bootay is a night shifter," she says, referring to herself in the third person.

"That is where all the money is," Toolshed hums in response.

"You bet your ass that's true, baby. And just to let you all in on a lil' secret. I'm not a stripper by necessity..." She examines her nails for a moment before grinning sneakily. "I'm getting paid better than I would have doin' anything else in this town. You know my bills are paid and I have a lot to keep for myself, too. Now, is that all you needed?"

"Ah... yes, ma'am."

"Great. I'll be on my way now. Thanks, sugars!" She winks before getting up and walking out of the room, a sway in her hips.

There's a moment of silence and you lean back against the wall, your arms crossed over your chest. "The daytime DJ gets fired due to overstepping his boundaries and abusing women, then all of a sudden, a replacement DJ is found in a locker. Curious."