Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Three's A Crowd

Huh... HUH?!

Craig Tucker is kissing you! Your mind is completely blank as he threads his fingers in your hair, cradling your head. It only lasts for a few moments before he pulls away. You feel dizzy as Tweek pulls you close to his chest, placing his chin upon your shoulder.

You feel like your mind is going completely insane, thoughts coming and going at light speed. Craig... But he's with Tweek?! And they know you're with Kenny and and... oh, FUCK! Kenny is going to be so hurt when you tell him - and you don't want to hurt him, but he has the right to know and... and...

AND AND AND AND...!!!

"Calm down, (Y/n)," Craig knocks you out of your distressed state. "I know you might have questions, so just go ahead and ask them and we can answer to the best of our ability."

You feel your heart going a million miles a minute. Craig and Tweek, they're both beautiful and cool and kind and everything a girl could want, but... but...

"I-I thought you two were..." Together? Exclusive? You aren't sure what you want to say or if you should say it.

"We are together. We plan to stay together," he answers you. "But, we also really like you. Both of us. And we would like to be with you."

They... like you... they like-like you. You would be lying if you said that you didn't have feelings for them - hell, you have feelings for all the boys, which you feel somewhat guilty about since you're currently dating Kenny and... Oh, fuck.

"But... I'm dating Kenny..."

"We talked to him beforehand," Tweek says softly, causing you to shiver. His lips are right beside your ear... you can almost feel his breath on your skin. "H-He said that he was more than okay with trying poly... i-if you're okay with it, at least..."

Craig pulls his phone out and shows you a couple text messages so you can see the proof.

Craig: Hey. About (Y/n), I wanted to ask something

Horny bastard: You and Tweek want to date her, right? 🤨

Craig: How did you know I was going to ask that

Horny bastard: Gut feeling tbh

Horny bastard: But if she's okay with it, go ahead and ask. Just don't make her uncomfortable or I'll kill you

Horny bastard: She has a crush on everyone anyway. She hasn't told me that but I can tell. She's so cute when she thinks she's hiding it 💖

Craig: Bet

You feel your face turning more red than it was originally. Kenny knew the entire time that you had feelings for the others? And it doesn't bother him?

"I want nothing more than to be forever by your side, (Y/n)," he says softly, almost as though he's feeling bashful. It's like he's completely forgotten about how many times he's made passes at you. He pets your hair as he continues to speak. "Everyone feels this way about you. None of us are safe from you. But I wouldn't change it... I don't even mind sharing you if you'll have me."

So... when he said that... he was completely serious? You sort of thought he was bluffing when he said it then...

"So, what do you think?" Craig prompts you, and you can see the hopeful glint in the two's eyes - you're used to this from Tweek, but the latter? His expression is usually neutral in a resting bitch face sort of way, but this is much different than what you're used to seeing! Is he blushing, even the tiniest bit...?