Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Stick of Truth

You grab a rope that hangs out of the treehouse and slide down it with ease. The act leaves your hands burning slightly and a bit red, but you can't bring yourself to care. You're tired of being the weak little (Y/n) you've portrayed yourself as since your attack. You are strong and daring and the people who dare to fuck with you should be scared.

The boys follow after you, no longer trying to stop your ministrations. You guess that it's finally dawned on them that you'll forever be more stubborn than they will ever be. You may not have powers in a fantasy setting, nor do you have a weapon on hand... but you've got your fists. And that's all you can really ask for at the moment.

"Holy shit, they've already stormed Kevin Stoley's house!" Kyle gasps, watching as even more people with painted skin file out of the home. You look up at the balcony of the blue building, your eyes widening at seeing a boy around your age hanging by his underwear at the edge of it. You guess that's the Kevin Stoley they're referring to.

You crack your knuckles, running your tongue over your lips when they take notice of you and your group.

"(Y/n) (L/n)! Either you come with us and take your position of royalty, or we will take you by force!"

"I'm not some prize for you bozos to win! You're going to have to kill me before I ever come with you!" You shout back.

"Very well. We didn't want to do this, but we will fight!"

"Boss, I was taught to never hit a girl," one of the underlings tugs at the general's sleeve, looking at you with a nervous glance. Several others mumble under their breaths, adding that they were as well.

"But I wasn't!" A female genasi stands straight, the first you've ever seen. She points a plastic sword at you, a fire in her eyes. "I will take you down, (Y/n)!"

"Isn't that the bitch that was in Lil' Qties?" Cartman asks Kenny loud enough for her to hear. The girl grows red in the cheeks, scowling before lunging at you.

She hits you in the face with her plastic sword, which hurts a little bit, but not enough to knock you down. In fact, you find yourself chuckling at how ridiculous this is. This isn't the way you were taught to fight at all. So you decide to heed your mother's instructions. You bring all of your strength into your dominant arm...

And swing at her fucking nose. A crack follows your punch and she flops over, blood streaming from her nostrils. She holds her nose, but it's not enough to stop the bleeding at all. The red liquid drips down from her nose, to her chin, to her clothes. The fight is over before it even starts.

You don't like to hurt people, necessarily, but she did hit you first. Even so, you pull a pack of tissues out of your pocket and toss them to her so she can stuff her bleeding nose. You walk forward, determination in your eyes and your fists clenched at your sides. The rest of the Genasi make room for you as you walk, something that makes you smirk a bit. Though... something hits you.

They aren't going to fight you, but they're going to try to ambush the boys while your back is turned. You turn your head and it's almost as if the world is in slow motion. The genasi and the boys are running towards each other, murderous intent in their eyes.

You run after the general and jump right onto his back, your arm seated firmly against his neck and the other holding his head in place. "Oh no, you don't!" You exclaim, using your weight to suplex him into the pavement.

"For the glory!!!" Butters screams, holding his hammer in the air before the battle begins.

It's actually not a long battle at all. The general finally called the army off the longer you pressed your arm upon his throat. You guess that the difficulty breathing was finally enough for him to tap out. "W-We must retreat! Their army is too strong!" He coughs as you finally let go of him. He stands up, wheezing and running off with the rest of his followers.