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Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

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The flight felt like it took days upon days to end... maybe it was because you felt too jittery to fall asleep for many hours and only successfully rested for about two. Your mother got you up at the asscrack of dawn (around 6:00 in the morning), an...

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"Did you drink?"

                          
"What? No." 

                          
It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar.

                          
"I don't believe you." 

                          
"I don't know why you're doubting me."

                          
For good reason. For good reason. For good reason. For good reason. For good reason. I drank. I drank. I drank. I drank. I drank.

                          
"Let me smell your breath."

                          
S̸̭̻̔t̷͙͍͂o̵̞͕̐p̵̭͈̿ ̷̩̪̌̆t̴͕̒͆ͅo̴̳̫̓̉ù̶̼̃ͅc̸͔͂h̸̤̗̆͊ǐ̶̙̱͆ń̷̲̍g̴̱̾͌ ̴̺͐m̵̥̿̈e̸̛̼.̵͓̝͋ S̸̭̻̔t̷͙͍͂o̵̞͕̐p̵̭͈̿ ̷̩̪̌̆t̴͕̒͆ͅo̴̳̫̓̉ù̶̼̃ͅc̸͔͂h̸̤̗̆͊ǐ̶̙̱͆ń̷̲̍g̴̱̾͌ ̴̺͐m̵̥̿̈e̸̛̼.̵͓̝͋ S̸̭̻̔t̷͙͍͂o̵̞͕̐p̵̭͈̿ ̷̩̪̌̆t̴͕̒͆ͅo̴̳̫̓̉ù̶̼̃ͅc̸͔͂h̸̤̗̆͊ǐ̶̙̱͆ń̷̲̍g̴̱̾͌ ̴̺͐m̵̥̿̈e̸̛̼.̵͓̝͋S̸̭̻̔t̷͙͍͂o̵̞͕̐p̵̭͈̿ ̷̩̪̌̆t̴͕̒͆ͅo̴̳̫̓̉ù̶̼̃ͅc̸͔͂h̸̤̗̆͊ǐ̶̙̱͆ń̷̲̍g̴̱̾͌ ̴̺͐m̵̥̿̈e̸̛̼.̵͓̝͋ S̸̭̻̔t̷͙͍͂o̵̞͕̐p̵̭͈̿ ̷̩̪̌̆t̴͕̒͆ͅo̴̳̫̓̉ù̶̼̃ͅc̸͔͂h̸̤̗̆͊ǐ̶̙̱͆ń̷̲̍g̴̱̾͌ ̴̺͐m̵̥̿̈e̸̛̼.̵͓̝͋

                          
S̵̖̼̀͆̃͘T̷̛̞̠̼̖̟͓̦̩̗̹̺̗̪̎̑́͊͗̒̌͐̓̑̒͆͒̐̉͛̐͂̍̋̇͝ͅÖ̶̦͙̤̜̖̟͚̗̮̠̠͍̝͉̮̠́̈́̐͛̌̎̄̾̀͑͌͜͜͝P̸̨̢̱̙̺̣͙̪̻̗̝̲̯̪̘̱͖̖̙̅̃͋͝ ̸̥̦̫̏Ṫ̷̡̗̼̳͓͓̩̥̣̞̫͙͓̫̯̼͕̟͔̰̳̥̤̔̏̍̀̅̈́̄͐̾̈͂͛̓́̀̓̕̕̕͝O̴̙͈̰̠̺̟̮̖̗̯͑̏̈́̍͊̃̄̈́͑̓̍͠Ų̴͚̯͓̻͉̩̱̻̜̭̼͎̙̞͇̖̯̊̈́̊C̶͚̘͕̰̦͍̥̓̈̌̏̔̄̽͌̑̽̋̓͐͠͝Ḧ̴̨̢̰͚̝̣̜̪̦̭̰́̈͑̎̅̀̽̈̓̇̌͜͠I̷̛̛̩͔͔͙͑͌͂̾͂̌̑͂͌͒͌͝N̴̢̨̧͚̻̣̠̭̙̞̥̰̙̥̟͖̯̦̖̣͐͆͗͋̀͒͆͠ͅͅG̵̛̫̱͚̟̥̅̈̀ ̴̢̨̢̠̬̖͓̣̼̠͎̺̫̻͔̱͍͎̹̲͊́̎̃͋̇̏͊̑̎̎̊̾̔̚͜͜Ṃ̴̨̛̼͚̜̓̏͛̈́̄́͋̅̒̐́̑̂̔̕͠͝Ȩ̴̞̳͉̮̟̦̖̟͓̠̝̹̟̟̬̯͖̜͚̦͌̓͗͗̒̋̈̍̽͗̓̀̈̂̄̑͐̿̚͝͠ͅ.̵̡̘̙̫͇͎̖̰̎͜ S̵̖̼̀͆̃͘T̷̛̞̠̼̖̟͓̦̩̗̹̺̗̪̎̑́͊͗̒̌͐̓̑̒͆͒̐̉͛̐͂̍̋̇͝ͅÖ̶̦͙̤̜̖̟͚̗̮̠̠͍̝͉̮̠́̈́̐͛̌̎̄̾̀͑͌͜͜͝P̸̨̢̱̙̺̣͙̪̻̗̝̲̯̪̘̱͖̖̙̅̃͋͝ ̸̥̦̫̏Ṫ̷̡̗̼̳͓͓̩̥̣̞̫͙͓̫̯̼͕̟͔̰̳̥̤̔̏̍̀̅̈́̄͐̾̈͂͛̓́̀̓̕̕̕͝O̴̙͈̰̠̺̟̮̖̗̯͑̏̈́̍͊̃̄̈́͑̓̍͠Ų̴͚̯͓̻͉̩̱̻̜̭̼͎̙̞͇̖̯̊̈́̊C̶͚̘͕̰̦͍̥̓̈̌̏̔̄̽͌̑̽̋̓͐͠͝Ḧ̴̨̢̰͚̝̣̜̪̦̭̰́̈͑̎̅̀̽̈̓̇̌͜͠I̷̛̛̩͔͔͙͑͌͂̾͂̌̑͂͌͒͌͝N̴̢̨̧͚̻̣̠̭̙̞̥̰̙̥̟͖̯̦̖̣͐͆͗͋̀͒͆͠ͅͅG̵̛̫̱͚̟̥̅̈̀ ̴̢̨̢̠̬̖͓̣̼̠͎̺̫̻͔̱͍͎̹̲͊́̎̃͋̇̏͊̑̎̎̊̾̔̚͜͜Ṃ̴̨̛̼͚̜̓̏͛̈́̄́͋̅̒̐́̑̂̔̕͠͝Ȩ̴̞̳͉̮̟̦̖̟͓̠̝̹̟̟̬̯͖̜͚̦͌̓͗͗̒̋̈̍̽͗̓̀̈̂̄̑͐̿̚͝͠ͅ.̵̡̘̙̫͇͎̖̰̎͜S̵̖̼̀͆̃͘T̷̛̞̠̼̖̟͓̦̩̗̹̺̗̪̎̑́͊͗̒̌͐̓̑̒͆͒̐̉͛̐͂̍̋̇͝ͅÖ̶̦͙̤̜̖̟͚̗̮̠̠͍̝͉̮̠́̈́̐͛̌̎̄̾̀͑͌͜͜͝P̸̨̢̱̙̺̣͙̪̻̗̝̲̯̪̘̱͖̖̙̅̃͋͝ ̸̥̦̫̏Ṫ̷̡̗̼̳͓͓̩̥̣̞̫͙͓̫̯̼͕̟͔̰̳̥̤̔̏̍̀̅̈́̄͐̾̈͂͛̓́̀̓̕̕̕͝O̴̙͈̰̠̺̟̮̖̗̯͑̏̈́̍͊̃̄̈́͑̓̍͠Ų̴͚̯͓̻͉̩̱̻̜̭̼͎̙̞͇̖̯̊̈́̊C̶͚̘͕̰̦͍̥̓̈̌̏̔̄̽͌̑̽̋̓͐͠͝Ḧ̴̨̢̰͚̝̣̜̪̦̭̰́̈͑̎̅̀̽̈̓̇̌͜͠I̷̛̛̩͔͔͙͑͌͂̾͂̌̑͂͌͒͌͝N̴̢̨̧͚̻̣̠̭̙̞̥̰̙̥̟͖̯̦̖̣͐͆͗͋̀͒͆͠ͅͅG̵̛̫̱͚̟̥̅̈̀ ̴̢̨̢̠̬̖͓̣̼̠͎̺̫̻͔̱͍͎̹̲͊́̎̃͋̇̏͊̑̎̎̊̾̔̚͜͜Ṃ̴̨̛̼͚̜̓̏͛̈́̄́͋̅̒̐́̑̂̔̕͠͝Ȩ̴̞̳͉̮̟̦̖̟͓̠̝̹̟̟̬̯͖̜͚̦͌̓͗͗̒̋̈̍̽͗̓̀̈̂̄̑͐̿̚͝͠ͅ.̵̡̘̙̫͇͎̖̰̎͜S̵̖̼̀͆̃͘T̷̛̞̠̼̖̟͓̦̩̗̹̺̗̪̎̑́͊͗̒̌͐̓̑̒͆͒̐̉͛̐͂̍̋̇͝ͅÖ̶̦͙̤̜̖̟͚̗̮̠̠͍̝͉̮̠́̈́̐͛̌̎̄̾̀͑͌͜͜͝P̸̨̢̱̙̺̣͙̪̻̗̝̲̯̪̘̱͖̖̙̅̃͋͝ ̸̥̦̫̏Ṫ̷̡̗̼̳͓͓̩̥̣̞̫͙͓̫̯̼͕̟͔̰̳̥̤̔̏̍̀̅̈́̄͐̾̈͂͛̓́̀̓̕̕̕͝O̴̙͈̰̠̺̟̮̖̗̯͑̏̈́̍͊̃̄̈́͑̓̍͠Ų̴͚̯͓̻͉̩̱̻̜̭̼͎̙̞͇̖̯̊̈́̊C̶͚̘͕̰̦͍̥̓̈̌̏̔̄̽͌̑̽̋̓͐͠͝Ḧ̴̨̢̰͚̝̣̜̪̦̭̰́̈͑̎̅̀̽̈̓̇̌͜͠I̷̛̛̩͔͔͙͑͌͂̾͂̌̑͂͌͒͌͝N̴̢̨̧͚̻̣̠̭̙̞̥̰̙̥̟͖̯̦̖̣͐͆͗͋̀͒͆͠ͅͅG̵̛̫̱͚̟̥̅̈̀ ̴̢̨̢̠̬̖͓̣̼̠͎̺̫̻͔̱͍͎̹̲͊́̎̃͋̇̏͊̑̎̎̊̾̔̚͜͜Ṃ̴̨̛̼͚̜̓̏͛̈́̄́͋̅̒̐́̑̂̔̕͠͝Ȩ̴̞̳͉̮̟̦̖̟͓̠̝̹̟̟̬̯͖̜͚̦͌̓͗͗̒̋̈̍̽͗̓̀̈̂̄̑͐̿̚͝͠ͅ.̵̡̘̙̫͇͎̖̰̎͜ S̵̖̼̀͆̃͘T̷̛̞̠̼̖̟͓̦̩̗̹̺̗̪̎̑́͊͗̒̌͐̓̑̒͆͒̐̉͛̐͂̍̋̇͝ͅÖ̶̦͙̤̜̖̟͚̗̮̠̠͍̝͉̮̠́̈́̐͛̌̎̄̾̀͑͌͜͜͝P̸̨̢̱̙̺̣͙̪̻̗̝̲̯̪̘̱͖̖̙̅̃͋͝ ̸̥̦̫̏Ṫ̷̡̗̼̳͓͓̩̥̣̞̫͙͓̫̯̼͕̟͔̰̳̥̤̔̏̍̀̅̈́̄͐̾̈͂͛̓́̀̓̕̕̕͝O̴̙͈̰̠̺̟̮̖̗̯͑̏̈́̍͊̃̄̈́͑̓̍͠Ų̴͚̯͓̻͉̩̱̻̜̭̼͎̙̞͇̖̯̊̈́̊C̶͚̘͕̰̦͍̥̓̈̌̏̔̄̽͌̑̽̋̓͐͠͝Ḧ̴̨̢̰͚̝̣̜̪̦̭̰́̈͑̎̅̀̽̈̓̇̌͜͠I̷̛̛̩͔͔͙͑͌͂̾͂̌̑͂͌͒͌͝N̴̢̨̧͚̻̣̠̭̙̞̥̰̙̥̟͖̯̦̖̣͐͆͗͋̀͒͆͠ͅͅG̵̛̫̱͚̟̥̅̈̀ ̴̢̨̢̠̬̖͓̣̼̠͎̺̫̻͔̱͍͎̹̲͊́̎̃͋̇̏͊̑̎̎̊̾̔̚͜͜Ṃ̴̨̛̼͚̜̓̏͛̈́̄́͋̅̒̐́̑̂̔̕͠͝Ȩ̴̞̳͉̮̟̦̖̟͓̠̝̹̟̟̬̯͖̜͚̦͌̓͗͗̒̋̈̍̽͗̓̀̈̂̄̑͐̿̚͝͠ͅ.̵̡̘̙̫͇͎̖̰̎͜
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