We Got Married

2

Early the next morning Jungkook woke up as usual, unfocused in bed for 2 minutes before finally moving.

However, something seemed wrong. How could it smell so smoky?

Jungkook didn't have the time to wear his glasses; he opened the door to find smoke coming out of the kitchen. Jungkook was suddenly scared as he rushed to the kitchen's entrance, and then...

"What are you doing?"

Jungkook felt the life draining from his body, he managed to not open his mouth to swear.

"You woke up?"

Lisa, who was burning things in a pot, was in a good mood today as she turned to Jungkook and said hello.

"What are you burning?" Jungkook repeated.

"Some photos, tickets, a diary," Lisa explained, holding a photo in one hand. "It was taken with my ex-boyfriend."

"Why are you burning things this early in the morning?"

"I just saw them this morning when I got up and opened my luggage. I couldn't restrain my anger. So to not affect the harmonious life of the new husband and wife, I decided to cremate my dead love."

Lisa said such with righteousness and certainty.

"Then why are you burning it in a pot?"

Jungkook asked with gritted teeth.

"Well, I knew it was going to be smoky, then I thought that there would be a range hood in the kitchen. When I got here I found the pot, and decided to use it there on the spot," Lisa said and then complained.

"But this hood isn't very good, there's still quite a bit of smoke. Has it passed its warranty period? If not, you should get it exchanged."

What are schools teaching nowadays? This little girl's thought processes are a mess.

"Are you going to make breakfast? I'm almost done burning, and you'll be able to use it again after I wash it."

Lisa felt clever.

"If we use this pot to fry in the future, won't remnants of your dead love be in every dish?" Jungkook couldn't help but mutter.

"Yeah, that seems a little bit unlucky, we should just throw it away."

But Lisa soon shook her head again and said, "No, this pot looks very expensive, why not sell it online? Come take a photo of it and upload it, fast!"

Jungkook felt that his three views were being seriously challenged, and he could only leave and wash his face to calm down.

After cleaning up the kitchen, Lisa rushed to the living room to enjoy her freshly made wedding photos. While the photo was taken a little hastily, it was still very well-made. The two people looked good together.

Lisa happily enjoyed it for some time. When she finally snapped out of it, she saw Jungkook with fried eggs and bacon on the table.

"These were the only things at home, eat it first."

Lisa naturally went and sat at the table. She took the milk Jungkook handed to her and then started eating. Compared to Lisa's zero cooking skills, someone who could make breakfast like this was simply a god.