Hang Up [Unedited]

xxxvii

26 August, 2014. 12:30pm.

Jewel: You make the best milkshakes, like seriously.

Andrew: Like seriously, you really think so?

Jewel: Are you really mocking me?

Andrew: Yes, yes I am.

Jewel: Bum, and I just gave you a compliment.

Andrew: You know you love me.

Jewel: Do I, do I really?

Andrew: You most definitely do. Do you know why you love me?

Jewel: Not a clue, but I'm sure you're going to tell me anyway.

Andrew: You love me because I entertain you when you're supposed to be working.

Jewel: Shh, don't talk so loud my boss might be listening!

Andrew: And what would your mother say? You are being extremely disrespectful, that person worked so hard on that book and you aren't even giving it the time of day.

Jewel: O my gods, you sound just like her. My mother actually would say that!

Andrew: And yet here you are still talking to me.

Jewel: Do you really want me to get off the phone and go back to working on a book about serial killer cop?

Andrew: Wow, actually yes I would.

Jewel: Drew you're not helping me at all.

Andrew: You have a really nice apartment, there are you happy, I'm not hanging up.

Jewel: Very happy! Hold on my boss is coming.

Andrew: Alright then.

Jewel: I don't think so, maybe he's in the break room.

Andrew: Who are you taling about?

Jewel: Don't talk please! Not you ma'am, no this is business. Yes I understand, thank you for the flowers. Oh well, tell him I said thank you, I guess.

Andrew:  Someone brought you flowers?

Jewel: Yea a co-worker of mine, wait one more minute. Ms. Julia will you bring me back a doughnut.

Andrew: I think I'm gonna go. Talk to you later, alright.

Jewel: No! don't go. No ma'am, I'm talking to the client! Yes, tell Jared I said he's a sweetheart.

Andrew: Just gonna go now...

Jewel: Alright, I guess. I love y.... I'll talk to you later.

Andrew: Je' t'aime mon amour, au revoir.

Jewel: Ae revoir mon amour.

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