Hang Up [Unedited]

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16 July, 2014. 4:15pm

Jewel: How was the tea party yesterday?

Andrew: She stuffed me with brownies that she made with a E-z Bake oven. They weren't that bad to be honest.

Jewel: Glad you had fun Drewie.

Andrew: I think Drew is good. Sophie's six she can call me Drewie, otherwise I hate the name.

Jewel: Awwwe, is little Andrew upset?

Andrew: Maybe Jew Jew Bean should stop talking.

Jewel: Jew Jew Bean, as in that weird candy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, that's where we draw the line.

Andrew: Compromise, you don't call me Drewie and I won't call you Jew Jew Bean.

Jewel: This fair and legit, I like the way you think.

Andrew: I like it to, I'm think that's why I do it.

Jewel: Hardy- har har, how cute.

Andrew: Thank you I try.

Jewel: I try to too but obviously it isn't working, seeing as how I'm still single.

Andrew: A lot of people probably like you more than you think.

Jewel: Nobody likes me. I'm too sarcastic and rude for people to like me.

Andrew: I like you. You're not rude to me, sarcastic ass hell yes but never rude.

Jewel: You're different though.

Andrew: How so?

Jewel: I've never seen your face is one and you actully have a brain unlike half the people I associate myself with.

Andrew: So what you're saying is that if you saw my face you wouldn't like me, but because I'm "smart" you like me.

Jewel: That's not exactly what I was saying. I was saying that even though we haven't properly like met or hung out together. And the main reason I'm considered rude is because I always tell people exactly what I'm thinking.

Andrew: You would think people would be grateful for your honesty. Well to be fair sometimes the truth does hurt, they'll just have to face the facts and get over it.

Jewel: My mom would tell people thus thing when they got mad it so funny to me it was like: scratch your ass and get glad. Something like that but I loved it.

Andrew: I love that! I'm gonna start using that from now on.

Jewel: Be my guest. Oh! I wanted to play a game with you.

Andrew: What game is it?

Jewel: Guess the song, but there's a house rule, you could call it, when you say the sing you have to give me the next line of it.

Andrew: Sounds okay.

Jewel: It's better than okay Zach, it's award winning!

Andrew: What's that from?

Jewel: Best Song Ever, duh.

Andrew: What's Best Song Ever?

Jewel: By One Direction, you have got to be kidding me.

Andrew: I don't listen to pop music. Indie rock is more my forte.

Jewel: I feel so girlie now. Okay back to the game. Are you ready?

Andrew: Hit me with your best shot.

Jewel: Nice try Pat Benatar but I'm starting.

Andrew: Alright then, shoot.

Jewel: Now I've got you in my space.

Andrew: I won't let go of you, Latch Disclosure.

Jewel: She poppin' she rollin'

Andrew: She grindin' up and down that pole, I'm In Love With A Strippah Tpain. My turn.

Jewel: Let's go then.

Andrew: You only need the light when it's burning low.

Jewel: Only miss the sun when it starts to snow, Let Her Go Passenger

Andrew: White lips, pale face, breathing in the snow flake.

Jewel: Burnt lungs, sour taste, A-Team Ed Sheeran. Ready?

Andrew: Born.

Jewel: Snow blows white on the mountain tonight.

Andrew: Not a footprint to be seen.

Jewel: A kingdom of isolation.

Andrew: And it looks like I'm the queen, Let It Go Idina something with an 'm'.

Jewel: When we both fall asleep underneathe the same sky.

Andrew: To beat of our hearts at the same time, Beside You 5 Seconds of Summer.

Jewel: You're good at this.

Andrew: I know I am, don't have to tell me.twice.

Jewel: Good because I wasn't.

Andrew: Do you think we'll see each other one day?

Jewel: I want to say we will consider that fact that we could quite possibly live in the same city.

Andrew: I live in Maywood, Illinois.

Jewel: I live in Bellwood! We're practically neighbors already.

Andrew: So close but so far away.

Jewel: Never heard truer words spoken.

Andrew: Are you tired?

Jewel: Can you tell?

Andrew: Besides the three yawns you just let out, no not at all.

Jewel: Looks like I'm not the only one, you just yawned.

Andrew: I'm not tired.

Jewel: Liar liar pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire.

Andrew: Jew Jew, no.

Jewel: Drew, yes.

Andrew: Only a little.

Jewel: Text me so we don't keep yawning in each others ears.

Andrew: Gotcha.

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