Hang Up [Unedited]

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11 July, 2014. 12:00pm.

Jewel: I don't forgive you.

Andrew: What?

Jewel: You hung up on me.

Andrew: That was five days ago, Jewel.

Jewel: So, you still hung up.

Andrew: How was your nap after?

Jewel: It was wonderful I slept until 6, don't change the subject I'm still mad at you.

Andrew: Why so serious?

Jewel: Don't you dare quote P!nk on me sir.

Andrew: C'mon and raise your glass.

Jewel: Are you trolling me over the phone?

Andrew: Just a little.

Jewel: If we're gonna be talking to each there is one thing you have to know.

Andrew: And what is that?

Jewel: I am troll queen. Don't even dream about out trolling me, your feeling will be hurt.

Andrew: Never in my wildest dreams.

Jewel: Sarcasm is also where I reign so be careful little boy.

Andrew: I will have you know I turned nineteen yesterday. I am not a little boy.

Jewel: Happy belated Birthday, butt-munch!

Andrew: You can't insult me yet, we aren't that good of friends.

Jewel: I would say I'm offended by this, but you're right.

Andrew: I'm always right.

Jewel: And that's where you're wrong, I'm always right.

Andrew: Aren't you supposed to be working?

Jewel: Maybe.

Andrew: Work, now no play.

Jewel: But this manuscript is so boring.

Andrew: Bye Jewel.

Jewel: Don't you dare hang up on me again.

Andrew: Okay, I won't but you will.

Jewel: How so?

Andrew: Silence is the the key.

Jewel: What?

Andrew: ......

Jewel: Don't give me the silent treat ment!

Andrew: ......

Jewel: Fine you win, I'll get back to work.

Andrew: Good girl, have fun.

Jewel: Fu-

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