Hang Up [Unedited]

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1 August, 2014. 12:30

Andrew: Woah, wait, calm down. Breath Jewel.

Jewel: I'm sorry, I'm excited for today! Can you believe it we're actually gonna see each other!

Andrew: Alright Jewel don't go all white girl on me. I'm excited too, honestly I'm a little scared though.

Jewel: Why, I don't bite. Unless you want me too, but I highly doubt that.

Andrew: I think we should hold off on the biting for a long, long time. I guess I'm just scared of this little thing called social interaction but other than that I'm fine.

Jewel: Drew are you sure you want to meet today. I mean we could always wait another month.

Andrew: Hey, no, don't be sad. We can still meet today, I'm just nervous. I hear it'll be around eighty today so I might wear shorts.

Jewel: In that case I'll be wearing a dress.

Andrew: Jew.

Jewel: I'm kidding! I'll probably wear shorts too, and a long sleeved sweater.

Andrew: You just contradicted yourself. Shorts and a long sleeve sweater, you're gonna die.

Jewel: Way to be optimistic about it. I wear long sleeves in the summer all the time, I'm almost immune to the heat now.

Andrew: The key word in that was almost. Almost ain't good enough honey.

Jewel: You sound like my mother.

Andrew: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Jewel: It's a good thing trust me. Now what time do you want to meet up?

Andrew: How does four sound?

Jewel: I called off work for this, make it three thirty and you've got a deal!

Andrew: Three thirty it is then. Don't be late.

Jewel: If I'm not running on CPT then I won't, if I am just give me five extra minutes.

Andrew: If I wasn't born in Chicago I would have no idea what CPT is, but since I was I do.

Jewel: You do understand how adorable you are don't you?

Andrew: Didn't you know, adorable is my middle name?

Jewel: Andrew Adorable Jones. That really has a nice ring to it.

Andrew: Almost as good as Jewel Weird Smith?

Jewel: Almost, but almost ain't good enough honey.

Andrew: Slick, that was a nice reverse.

Jewel: Glad ya think so. Alright Drew I need to get ready. Seeing as I only have two hours to do so.

Andrew: That's plenty of time to get ready stay for a little bit longer.

Jewel: Au revoir Drew.

Andrew: Je t'adore, ma douce.

Jewel: Ooo! Maybe we can have a French lesson at the park?

Andrew: Yea maybe. Au revoir Jew Jew.

Jewel: Later Drewie!

Andrew: Hey!

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