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12 July, 2014.1:34pm

From: Andrew

You are so weird :p what even was that picture

To: Andrew

Weird is my middle name, kid and I don't know found it in Tumblr

From: Andrew

Jewel Weird....

To: Andrew

Smith.

From: Andrew

Jewel Weird Smith, it has a nice ring to it.

To: Andrew

Andrew.....

From: Andrew

Jones

To: Andrew

Andrew Jones, that has a nice ring to it.

From: Andrew

You know this is our first time texting.

To: Andrew

Yea and we have a thing for using whole words :)

To: Andrew

Do you like apple pie?

From: Andrew

Yes we do but I like it ;)

From: Andrew

Not really it kinda leaves a bad tase in my mouth.

To: Andrew

Ha! Me neither my co-worker bought some to work and was like 'erbody love apple pie' so I disagreed because I hate it to the core.

To: Andrew

There was no pun intended.

From: Andrew

It was pretty punny to me :d

To: Andrew

We are not normal people.

From: Andrew

You're not I am.

To: Andrew

Drew >:(

From: Andrew

Jew :D

To: Andrew

So now we have pet names o.O cool

From: Andrew

I think it's nice too.

To: Andrew

Do da do, do do da do da do...

From: Andrew

Is that a song?

To: Andrew

Good girls are bad girls and good girls are bad girls!!

From: Andrew

Are you listening to music?

To: Andrew

Do da do, do do da do da do..

From: Andrew

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught.

To: Andrew

You like 5 Seconds Of Summer?!

From: Andrew

I have never heard their music, just Googled the lyrics.

To: Andrew

Do not talk to me until you have listen to every one of their songs and I mean covers included. I don't care how bad you think the first I Miss You cover is you will listen to it and smile while Michael plays the bangos.

From: Andrew

You can't be serious.

To: Andrew

Dead

To: Andrew

Good day to you sir

From: Andrew

Jewel do I have to?

To: Andrew

I said good day sir!!

From: Andrew

Jewel!

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