Hang Up [Unedited]

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18 July, 2014. 4:20pm.

Andrew: You made it home safely I assume.

Jewel: You would assume correctly. The drive from my apartment to the office is such a pain though.

Andrew: A lot of traffic?

Jewel: Yes! and I absolutely hate when it's around six in the afternoon then it get really clogged and it's just like FML!

Andrew:  Fml, feed me lasagna?

Jewel: It means fuck my life. It's text talk and I didn't mean to say fml.

Andrew: That's funny because, Chloe thinks it means feed me lasagna and she loves lasagna.

Jewel: Chloe sounds like my kinda girl. Lasagna is the best food ever, no one can tell me otherwise.

Andrew: I'm more of a steak person but yes lasagna is good too.

Jewel: You know what, I just realized we've been on the phone for almost an hour. It doesn't even feel like it. Really it only seems like five minutes.

Andrew: When you're enjoying yourself time doesn't always matter. Obviously this doesn't apply to Cinderella because she had a time limit and that didn't end well.

Jewel: She married a prince, hell yea it ended well.

Andrew: Je t'adore, oui.

Jewel: What does that mean? I know it's French.

Andrew: I'm not telling you. Google it.

Jewel: I'm not gonna Google it when you can just tell me what it means.

Andrew: I'm gonna keep saying it to you until you figure out what it means.

Jewel: Do you mean now or.

Andrew: Just in general, but if you text me I won't say it.

Jewel: Why not?

Andrew: Copy paste is a thing you know.

Jewel: It's so early! I need something to do, help me!

Andrew: Read a book, write a story, jump on your bed, find something to occupy yourself.

Jewel: I have something to occupy myself. I'm talking to you, it's just so early. Like I'm tired but I don't want to go to sleep.

Andrew: It's 6 o'clock how are you tired?

Jewel: It doesn't even feel like we've been on the phone for that long at all. Plus it's was a long boring uneventful day at work.

Andrew: What no pie today?

Jewel: I just rolled my eyes at you. I like cheesecake.

Andrew: Cheesecake is the best, especially New York style.

Jewel: I don't know about you!

Andrew: But I'm feelin, 22 Taylor Swift. You know it's weird but I'm not really a big fan of her. Some of her music is good but I just don't see why everyone loves her.

Jewel: When did we become one person, because that's exactly how I feel.

Andrew: Je t'adore, vous êtes incroyable.

Jewel: No you can't do that, I don't know what you said.

Andrew: And I'm not gonna tell you either. Figure it out, Google it.

Jewel: No I don't want to Google it. Googling it doesn't teach me anything it just shows me what it means.

Andrew: So you actually want to learn French?

Jewel: Yes and Google doesn't always help with that.

Andrew: First lesson is how to say hello or good morning. Do you kniw what that is?

Jewel: No.

Andrew: Bonjour is how you say it. Now you say it.

Jewel: Bonejor?

Andrew: Almost, bon-jour.

Jewel: Bon-jour, bonjour.

Andrew: Bonjour madame.

Jewel: Okay what's next?

Andrew: Now here's how you say goodbye. Au revoir.

Jewel: Arvwa. I can't say that.

Andrew: Yes you can just practice it. Au revoir.

Jewel: I'm gonna be up all night practicing how to say goodbye in French.

Andrew: Good athletes practice until they get it right, great athletes practice until the never get it wrong. In your case though you're a student not an athlete.

Jewel: Tú eres adorable. Yo hablo español muy bien. Soy muy mala in francés.

Andrew: Yo hablo español tambien pero no muy bien.

Jewel: Who taught you how to speak French?

Andrew: My grandmother is French and would speak to me in it so, naturally I just started repeating what she said.

Jewel: What about Spanish, how did you learn that?

Andrew: I took three years of it at school when I went.

Jewel: Hey Drew guess what time it is.

Andrew: What time is it?

Jewel: Time for some Q and S with JJ!

Andrew: What and what, with who?

Jewel: Whatever kid let's play.

Andrew: Alright let's go then.

Jewel: First question, what is everthing you didn't say?

Andrew: Besides a song by 5sos, everything I didn't say is a lot so that's it.

Jewel: Next if you could have any superpower what would it be, and why?

Andrew: I would choose telepathy because it would be awesome to move things with my mind and read others peoples mind.

Jewel: Lovely answer, If you could spend the day with any person in the world dead or alive who would it be?

Andrew: Either Morgan Freeman or Tupac Shakur.

Jewel: Interesting, who are some of your biggest influences?

Andrew: This may seem weird but mostly all my influence are black. My family has come to the conclusion I was born into the wrong family. Anyway my biggest influence would probably have to be MLK Jr or Bob Marley. Both of them are iconic people.

Jewel: They said you were born into the wrong family, as in you should have been black?

Andrew: You shouldn't laugh at that, I didn't think they should have said that.

Jewel: It's funny. You can't help that your inner black person shows through.

Andrew: Jewel, it's late. I think I should probably get some sleep.

Jewel: Do you really have to go?

Andrew: Yea, I'll talk to you later okay?

Jewel: Okay, goodnight.

Andrew: Goodnight.

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