Hang Up [Unedited]

xlvii

13 September, 2014. 12:00pm .

Jewel: Wait, Jewel's confused.

Andrew: I got in! Chicago State accepted me!

Jewel: Holy balls! That's great boo, so when do you start?

Andrew: Well, because I registered late I actually start tomorrow. They're bringing me the things I missed around three today, so although we planned on hanging out today, we can't. Don't be angry?

Jewel: I'm not angry, a bit upset but not angry. Is that all you have to do today?

Andrew: No, I gotta go to the city with my mom today as well. You know how fun that can be, and then we might be able to talk after.

Jewel: I hope so, yesterday sucked not being able to talk. By the way tomorrow we're going to the park, you have no choice.

Andrew: Yessa masta, I's a be good.

Jewel: Drew, that's racist.

Andrew: Your laugh says otherwise. You couldn't keep a straight face if you tried.

Jewel: Drew, I'll say this again, that's... fucking hilarious!

Andrew: Nah, but that was a bit far on my part. I'm sorry babe.

Jewel: Don't be, everyone's a little bit racist, I can't deny it.

Andrew: Really, Jew, you're racist?

Jewel: I hate the smell of white people's hair after it rains, it smells like a dirty wet dog.

Andrew: Wow, that was, interesting.

Jewel: Your turn.

Andrew: Um, I guess I don't like the way black people are loud at the most inappropriate times.

Jewel: I almost yelled in your ear, not gonna lie. See venting is fun, it's what keeps me sane.

Andrew: Where are you?

Jewel: I'm on my way to my Aunt Flora's house. We just made plans, she text me just a few minutes ago actually.

Andrew: Are you driving?

Jewel: No...

Andrew: Are you lying to me?

Jewel: Yes...

Andrew: Huh, I'm not going to scream but you know how I feel about you being on the phone while driving.

Jewel: Sorry boo, I forget sometimes. Look I'll get off the phone on this next stoplight, okay?

Andrew: Alright sounds, Jewel what the hell was that!

Jewel: Drew, I-I can't...

Andrew: Jewel, please answer me.

Jewel: ...

Andrew: Baby, please.

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