Hang Up [Unedited]

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28 August, 2014. 10:15pm.

Andrew: Banned for two months, I can't believe it.

Jewel: We didn't even do anything.

Andrew: Jew, we had a water gun fight in the electronics section of Wal-Mart.

Jewel: You make it sound like a bad thing. Sophie was having fun, so it wasn' t that bad.

Andrew: My mom was so pissed a when she saw us. But that was only because we left her in the store.

Jewel: O my gods, you left your mom at Wal-Mart! Why didn't you tell me, I wouldn't have taken you home.

Andrew: Sss, yea, but you kind of had to. They wanted us gone as fast as possible, you were my only option.

Jewel: Can I ask you a question? And don't say 'you just did' either.

Andrew: You saw right through me, but go ahead, ask away.

Jewel: Why did you start freaking out when that lady got close to you?

Andrew: She just scared me, like I didn't expect her to get so close to me. I don't know, it's whatever.

Jewel: Were you really afraid of her, she was like five feet tall.

Andrew: I was already anxious when we got in the store, she just boosted the level of my anxiety by getting so close.

Jewel: Drew, she was like three feet away from you. Sometimes I feel like there's something you aren't telling me.

Andrew: Do you like hard or soft Chips Ahoy better?

Jewel: Yes.

Andrew: Prick, answer my question!

Jewel: Soft, and flattery gets you no where.

Andrew: What?

Jewel: Stupid, nevermind. I'm cold Drew, but I don't feel like getting a blanket.

Andrew: I'm not sure how I can help with that problem.

Jewel: Easy, come keep me warm.

Andrew: Do what, I don't think I heard you correctly.

Jewel: I said, come keep me warm. Can you do that for me?

Andrew: Um, yea. Yea, I can, don't fall asleep, okay? I'll be over in a few minutes.

Jewel: Okay, see you soon.

Andrew: I'm passing a store on the way, do you want anything?

Jewel: No, just you, as long as you get here, I'm fine.

Andrew: I'll probably end up staying the night, so I'm bring a change of clothes. Is that okay with you?

Jewel: Perfectly fine with me.

Andrew: Hold on a second, Sophie's awake. Go back to bed darling.

Jewel: This is so cute.

Andrew: Yes it is, now come on and let's get you back to your room.

Jewel: He's so gentle with her.

Andrew: No, not yet, but it's gonna happen darling.

Jewel: What is she asking him?

Andrew: Hush now, close your eyes and fall asleep.

Jewel: And you're miles away, Ed Sheeran Autumn Leaves.

Andrew: Sleeptight sunshine. Alright, she's asleep again, I'm on my way.

Jewel: Tu es mon cœur.

Andrew: Et tu es mine.

Jewel: Hurry up and get over her, I need to give you so many reasons why this is not okay.

Andrew: Be there soon, and no this is very okay. Me gustas mucho.

Jewel: Oye!

Andrew: Jewel.

Jewel: Yes.

Andrew: Hang up.

Jewel: Okay.

*click*