Hang Up [Unedited]

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18 September, 2014. 2:45pm.

Jewel: I want to go to work.

Andrew: You're going home on bed rest not so you can go to work.

Jewel: Fine then I want to go to school.

Andrew: Don't make this more difficult than it has to be.

Jewel: I'm not, I just don't see why I have to stay inside. You got to go outside when you were released, so why can't I?

Andrew: I was in the hospital for two weeks, by a week and a half I was perfectly fine. They let me outside because I didn't have; stitches on my left side or hand, bruised ribs, or a broken right arm. Let's not forget the scar under your left eye.

Jewel: Drew, I have some pretty chose words to say, that shouldn't be spoken over the phone. Also my mother says hello, and if she asks if you're my boyfriend, please say yes. I haven't had a boyfriend in some years, so she has begun to think I'm lesbian.

Andrew: You would think we'd be dating if you weren't close to us.

Jewel: Jewel's confused, what do you mean?

Andrew: C'mon, you know exactly what I mean.

Jewel: Actually I don't.

Andrew: So you are completely oblivious to the way I feel about you, and I know you have feelings for me too. Are you just going to ignore those feelings?

Jewel: Yes, maybe, no, I don't fucking know. I thought we were just friends, are we more?

Andrew: Yesterday in the hospital, right after he cleared you to go home, you hugged me and then we stared at each other after. In that moment, nothing else mattered. Jewel, we looked at each other a little too long to be just friends.

Jewel: I never thought about it that way. Maybe we could try it out, you know, us dating.

Andrew: As much as I would like to "try us out", I know you're not ready. And until I feel like you're ready, we shall continue to be just friends.

Jewel: Are you sure you want to wait, because honestly Drew, I think I'm ready.

Andrew: Jew, remember that time I told you that I love you, and you said it back?

Jewel: Yea, I do, and I meant it too, but why?

Andrew: It's because I love you that I'm willing to wait. Just because we know each other's feelings, doesn't mean we should jump into things head on.

Jewel: But-

Andrew: No but's!

Jewel: Pas de mais!

Andrew: Wow, I had honestly forgotten our French lessons. Do you want to start those again?

Jewel: I would love to. Do you want to come over today since I'm on bed rest.

Andrew: What's with the sass, baby? Just think of it this way, for the next four days, you'll have me waiting  on you hand and foot.

Jewel: So you're going to do whatever I say, without any problems, for four days?

Andrew: Whatever you want me to do, your wish is my command.

Jewel: Remember that day you called me master?

Andrew: That was five days ago, but yea I remember.

Jewel: Well, that's one of my commands, you have to call me Master.

Andrew: I can do that. Anything else before I pull off?

Jewel: Do you have a bow tie?

Andrew: I'm pretty sure I do, why?

Jewel: We're doing this Magic Mike style, you'll be shirtless and in a bow tie.

Andrew: Am I your servant or is this foreplay?

Jewel: A little bit of both, now when you get here you better be half naked and that bow tie around your neck.

Andrew: Yes Master, anything for you.

Jewel: Oh, and Drew.

Andrew: Master?

Jewel: Chocolate and whip cream will be needed, so you should pick some up.

Andrew: What are they needed for exactly?

Jewel: You'll see.

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