Hang Up [Unedited]

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15 July, 2014. 9:30am

Jewel: It really took you three days. I watched them in like five hours.

Andrew: I kept Googling things about them as I watched them. I was only trying to find out if Calum was Asian.

Jewel: So you remember their names, pop quiz time!

Andrew: On the boys?

Jewel: Yep, first one. When did the band become official?

Andrew: December 3, 2011, when Ashton became the official drummer.

Jewel: Good, What is Calum?

Andrew: He is Kiwi and Scottish

Jewel: Last question, what is Luke's Instagram name?

Andrew: Luke_is_a_penguin, girl give me something harder than that.

Jewel: That could turn dirty real fast, but what color was Michael's hair in the Year 3000 cover?

Andrew: Shit, no I just watched that again!

Jewel: Ten seconds.

Andrew: It was blonde!

Jewel: Honey blonde it was honey blonde but I'll let you pass on this one.

Andrew: Wow what a difference it makes.

Jewel: Their are different blonde i.e. platinum blonde Perrie Edwards

Andrew: Whatever blonde is blonde.

Jewel: Are you blonde Andrew?

Andrew: Yes I am Jewel, with green eyes.

Jewel: Lucky, I got the plain Jane look typical brown eyes and dark brown hair that pretty much looks black.

Andrew: And I'm guessing that you are?

Jewel: Are what?

Andrew: Black, African-American.

Jewel: Ohh, yea I am. The description says it all.

Andrew: Not really, I could have said you were Mexican.

Jewel: Tortilla con queso

Andrew: Let me guess only thing you know how to say in Spanish.

Jewel: No I took five years of Spanish, but when ever a person says Mexican that's the first thing that pops in my head.

Andrew: Why?

Jewel: Stop laughing, it just is.

Andrew: Well Jew Jew, I have a tea party to attend. I'll call you later.

Jewel: Little sister?

Andrew: Yep, she's six. She shouldn't even be awake right now.

Jewel: Have fun Drew, drink enough tea for the both of us.

Andrew: Course. Wait a minute I think she wants the phone.

Jewel: Give it to her.

Andrew: Are you sure, she's six.

Jewel: I'm positive.

Andrew: Here she is.

Sophie: Hi, Jewel, my name Sophie.

Jewel: Hi Sophie how are you?

Sophie: I fine, are you Drewie's girlfriend.

Andrew: And that's enough. Um, yea sorry about that.

Jewel: It's fine, she cute.

Andrew: You say that now. Just wait she won't be so cute anymore.

Jewel: Don't you have a tea party to go to?

Andrew: Talk to you later Jew.

Jewel: Later Drewie!

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