Don't anger the God. [DREAM SMP]

The discs and L'manberg.

Oh for everyone that doesn't understand yet I'm gonna go through all the canon events really fast! And then there's gonna be a lot of revenge...

Dream snuck into Tommy's house in the middle of the night, the one good thing about Tommy being new to the server is that he didn't even have enough to make an enderchest.

So the discs were just right there in the only chests in his house, he grabbed them and snuck out again.

Maybe this way he could finally control the new people, if he could control Tommy, Tubbo and Wilbur would be easy.

Atleast that's what he thought.

~ 

When Tommy woke up and Wilbur told him what happend last night- when Tommy asked how he knew Wilbur rolled his eyes and said "I'm a god." - Tommy laughed "That was really easy."

Wilbur just looked at him, not understanding where he was going with this yet, which was rare.

"You told me to start a war, why not start a war over stupid discs?"

And suddenly it all made sense, Tommy had set it all up. Just so he could distract Dream enough for Wilbur to make a country.

"You're a fucking genius."

"Thank you." Tommy bowed and walked towards Tubbo.

"Time to talk to Eret." Wilbur muttered.

~

The war between Tommy and Tubbo and Dream was kind of stupid. Tubbo and Tommy kept trying to kill Dream, not succeeding. 

It was really stupid and just didn't make sense. Even Sapnap - Dream's bestfriend - thought Dream was being stupid and helped Tommy and Tubbo.

In the end they traded Tommy's netherite chestplate for Tommy's disc and that was the end of the disc war.

The whole time Wilbur was just laughing on the sidelines while building a drug van.

~ 

"This is my genius plan Tommy-" Wilbur started when Tommy interrupted him, "A hot dog van."

"That's what it looks like, yeah."

"What is it?"

"Drugs van, we need a reason for people to come here. So why don't we just take every brewing stand in the server and people would have to come here to get drugs."

"That's smart, but people have brewing stands.."

"That's why we need a reason for people to give us their brewing stands, a sickness or something."

"A cold?"

"Not bad enough."

"Diarrhea."

"The brewing stands give people diarrhea. You have to tell them that. I will back you up."

So they walked around the server to find people and found Sapnap and Tubbo.

"Guys! I have to tell you something that's gonna scare the shit out of you guys."

"Literally." Wilbur added.

"Literally." Tommy nodded.

Sapnap looked up, "What is it?"

"Brewing stands give you diarrhea."

"How do you know?" Tubbo asked, because ofcourse Tubbo did.

"Because- eh- It happend to me."

Wilbur really wanted to laugh, but he had to stop himself and just continued looking serious, "Yeah, so we're going around the server to tell this to people and get rid of brewing stands."