Don't anger the God. [DREAM SMP]

Chaos pt.4: Dutch torture method for the dutch boy

Technically everything is in Minecraft, but im still making Fundy dutch cause even in this universe you can come from different places.. All translations will be on the bottom of the chapter!

Thank my english teacher for giving me the motivation to finish this when she said: "As always it was a pleasure to read your writing, *my name*, you are so good. Please never stop." To me.

TW: description of Torture methods. Cursing, both in English and Dutch. and blood :)

"Hey everyone!" Wilbur said, walking onto the stage again. "You know I'm not really a performance man, it's like- why should I give you all a show when you don't  deserve it?"

He turned his back towards the audience, now facing Dream, who was still stuck on the back of the stage.

"So I thought, let's stop the shows. Instead I'm gonna show you what will happen to all of you and then take my sweet time with each and every one of you." Wilbur smiled, turning back to the audience.

"Where are your puppets?" he heard Jack ask and laughed, "Puppets? I don't need those. Tommy and Schlatt however, decided to skip today, they prefer the real torture over this little show I'm gonna do now."

Wilbur laughed and asked Dream, "Are you ready?"

Dream shook his head and Wilbur just laughed harder. 

"Let's start easy." Wilbur muttered and with a flick of his wrist Dreams nails slowly started to pull out. All 10 fingers took about 15 minutes, only to continue with Dreams toe nails. At the end of this Dream was already sobbing.

"Please- Wilbur- fuck-"

Hearing Dreams begging him to stop made him laugh, he got a knife and made small cuts over Dreams body only to put salt and lemon juice into them later.

"This. This is the only reason i tolerate some things humans made." Wilbur muttered, but everyone could hear him.

Wilbur looked at Dream, who was now screaming in pain and said, "That's enough for you for now. I'm gonna start with the real work." He waved his hands, teleporting him and Fundy away.

Fundy quickly noticed that they were on a beach and looked at Wilbur, "What- but I tried to help Tommy."

"Yea, well you went against us in pogtopia." Wilbur responded, not looking at Fundy. "I'm sure you heard of Kielhalen." Wilbur said slowly, the last word spoken in a thick english accent.

"Kielhalen? dat-" (1)

"Ja, jouw volk heeft een perfecte martel manier bedacht." Wilbur said, Fundy trying to understand the Gods accent. (2)

"alsjeblieft- het spijt me-" (3)

"It's too late for that now." Wilbur said and finally looked at Fundy, "Don't worry too much, this is one of my quickest torture methods. That's the only flaw of this, they usually don't survive long."

Kneelhauling was an old dutch torture method. They put a rope somewhere around your leg, the other side is connected to the underside of a ship making you move back and forth, scraping your skin open slowly by scratching the underside of the wood. You won't drown, because you will be able to come up on the other side of the ship. It's just breathe, pain, almost drown, breathe again and then all over again.  You can die by accidently drowning, but it's rare, like I said you have certain moments to breathe. The other way to die is just because of blood loss and pain.

Fundy knew this, he had been interested in the history of his country, even the most fucked up parts.

"Je weet al wat er gaat gebeuren."(4) Wilbur said, making a ship appear. Fundy could see the rope by the side of the ship, that was where he was gonna be.

"Als je mee werkt duurt het minder lang." Wilbur said and Fundy scoffed, "The torture will be the same." (5)

"True, however, I happen to be a god and controlling waves is pretty easy-" Wilbur smirked and Fundy's eyes opened in horror, "Kut, nee- no- you wouldn't."

"Language."

"Fuck- please. I'll do anything- jus-just spare me."

"It's too late, Fundy."

And then everything went black in front of Fundy's eyes, he woke up screaming in pain when the bottom of the ship scraped his knee open.

"Fuck!" He screamed the second his head came up, only to immediatly go back underwater again. His mouth was now filled with water.

He spit it out and gasped for air the moment he came up again, there's no way he would survive this for more than 10 minutes.

His arms scraped open, then his torso until his body seemed to be covered in blood. The water washed it away pretty quicky, though, and it made a sort of red glow in the top layer of water.

"You would've died already," Wilbur said, watching him from the ship, "But I made it so that you won't die of bloodloss." Fundy could hear Wilbur even with his head underwater, he started panicking.

How much longer would it take for him to die then? Days? Years? The god had all the time.

Well, as it turned out, it didn't take that long. Too busy panicking Fundy forgot to breathe and he died after another 3 minutes of torture.

Wilbur had just sighed while saying, "That's dissapointing." Before teleporting back home.

The dutch made some okay torture methods, but Wilbur was excited to try something different for the next person he would kill.

He might hate humans, but he could live with some of their inventions. Like some of the tools used for torture, he would use an item- instead of nature- for his next victim.

He was quite excited for tomorrow, but for now he would talk with Tommy and made sure everything went well this day.

That was, overall, his priority.

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TRANSLATIONS:

"Kielhalen? dat-" (1) = "Kneelhauling? That-"

"Ja, jouw volk heeft een perfecte martel manier bedacht." (2) = "Yes, your people thought of a perfect way of torture."

"alsjeblieft- het spijt me-" (3) = "Please- I'm sorry-"

"Je weet al wat er gaat gebeuren."(4) = "You already know what's gonna happen."

"Als je mee werkt duurt het minder lang." (5) = "If you cooperate it will take shorter."

I hope this chapter was atleast kind of worth the wait!

I'll try to take shorter for the next update- 

Bye :)