𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐀 | 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝑶𝑪 𝒙 𝑯. 𝑲𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊 ✔️

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐈

"So, you're a man whore?"

"...Fine, yes I am."

"gEt yOuRSeLf a mAn WhOrE- Kaa-San would whoop my ass if she found out- ahaha but I rather you do that."

"Gladly."

"I was joking."

"..."

"..."

"ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY SEX-TALKING DURING A BATTLE!?" Sakura yelled, startling the two as they didn't know she understood.

Nakano immediately turned red and turned to look at the girl wide-eyed.

"Bruh, dont tell me you read smut!?"

"Of course not."

"Aww, man I could make so much more dirty jokes."

"Dont insult me!"

She didn't even use her infinity to stop his sword. The chakra coated palms of hers charged with lightning and slowly started cutting the sword until Zabuza retrieved it.

"Oi, oi, oi~" She grins. "You know cat isn't gonna pay you?"

"Cat- what the hell?"

"Gato? It means cat. I personally think hes being called a pussy."

"I don't care bout any of that!"

"Geez, dont gotta be so mean. I mean, if you wanna hit it just ask, Kakashis a man whore he'll gladly hit it with you."

"K-Kano-Chan..."

"Shut up, im a virgin I get to talk like this."

"What is wrong with you people!?" She had to calm herself as Haku fought against her little brothers.

"Degrading? Haha, I likey~"

"Okay, stop it Kano-Chan."

"Why?"

"Because we are fighting Momochi Zabuza?"

"So? I've fought Hoshigaki Kisame. This guys nothing compared to him, the other guy actually beat me!" 

"Tch, the damn shark?" Zabuza clicks his tongue. "I thought they already cooked him."

"Oooh~ So you like to bite?" She grinned. "I mean with those teeth, it might hurt a lil but I dont mind-"

"Kano-Chan!"

"What?"

"Go help the boys."

"Okay sensei." She turned around and started running towards the two, waving loudly like she doesn't care if Haku noticed, which he did.