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(OH SHOOT- ACCIDENTALLY MESSED UP PLOT BUT WHATEVER JUST ACT LIKE THEY'RE DOING PRELIMS RN- TY LOVE YALL.)
"Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay~"
"What is she saying?" Shikamaru muttered to Kakashi who just smiled down at him.
"I believe they're called memes. Or vines, or whatever."
"Memes- What?"
"Don't question it."
"Your girlfriend is weird, Kakashi-Sensei." The males eye curled up as his shoulder shook while he chuckled. His hand fell on top of the boys head in a slightly threatening way.
"That's true. But she's still my girlfriend, so please refrain from insulting her."
A pair of arms wrapped around his neck as a weight fell on his back. He quickly retracted his hand and brought both under the person's knees and held them in place.
"Awe, babe. Thanks."
"Yeah, but you're still weird."
"Thank you!"
"It's not a compliment."
"Would you rather I be normal?"
"Sometimes."
"Is now one of those times?"
He shrugged with a hidden smile ."I don't really care."
Suddenly, she burst into loud laughs and pointed at Naruto.
"NARUTO, YOU REALLY FARTED!?" He burned with embarrassment while Minato chuckled.
"But your wind jutsus were good, Naruto. I'm proud of you."
"Thanks dad!"
"Kashi-Chan."
"What?" He grumbled in reply, still holding her.
"I'm gonna pass out." He flinched and turned his head to look at her, eye wide and mouth gaping a little.
"What- Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"No. You're too hot."
"What the hell?" He sputtered out with a large and confused grin, genuinely confused as to where the sudden words came from.
"You're. Too. Hot."
"Really now?" Naruto slowly left to get some of his injuries treated while the two couples spoke.
"Uh-Huh." She leaned more forwards with a hum, pressing herself to him even more as they watched the next match.
