Let It Go

85.

"I like you Meredith." Meredith sighed. "I like you too Mark," she replied patiently. She led Mark to an empty exam room. "Shep? He likes you too," Mark continued. Meredith giggled. "I like Shep too," she said. "Shep loooovvvvveeeesssss you," Mark slurred happily. He sat down on the exam table. Meredith giggled again. "I love him too."

"Shep's a good guy. A little womanish at times but he's a good guy. I like him," Mark continued. Meredith continued giggling. After Mark had shown the x-ray tech - a fresh-faced girl just out of x-ray school - how to do the Electric Slide, Meredith had thrown professionalism out the window. There was no way to be professional when Mark Sloan was yelling 'It's electric! Boogie woogie woogie' at the top of his lungs.

"Okay Mark, you have dislocated your shoulder...," Meredith began. "Well that sucks," Mark commented with a big smile on his face. "And it's going to require a minor surgery to repair it..." "That sucks even harder," Mark interrupted, practically giddy. "We'll schedule the surgery with Dr. Torres to happen in a couple of days and in the mean time, I'm going to put your arm in a sling to stabalize the shoulder..." "Make it a blue sling. I like blue," Mark interrupted again. "Blue it is," Meredith agreed. "This is why I like you," Mark said, pointing to Meredith. "Glad to know all I have to do is get you a blue sling," Meredith muttered. She wrote in Mark's chart, not noticing that something in the hall had grabbed Mark's attention.

"Erica!" he bellowed. Meredith looked over her shoulder to see Erica Hahn enter the room, a curious look on her face. "Look Meredith! It's Erica!" Mark beamed. He turned to Erica. "How you doin'?" he asked. Erica looked at Meredith. "Morphine," Meredith explained. Erica smirked. "This seems like something I don't want to miss," she stated. "Definitely not," Meredith agreed.

"I like you Erica," Mark started. "He likes everyone," Meredith added. "I do," Mark agreed. "I like everyone!" "He's completely high," Erica observed. "Completely," Meredith nodded. "He has a thing for dancing - watch out." "Dancing?" Erica inquired. "He tried dancing with me when I took him to x-ray then showed the x-ray tech how to do the Electric Slide because apparently she's too young to know what it is," Meredith told her. Erica laughed. "Where is a video camera when you need one?" she asked. Meredith smiled.

"I like dancing," Mark said, overhearing their conversation. He slid off the exam table. "Wait a minute Mark. What are you doing?" Meredith asked, stepping towards him. "I'm going to show Erica how good I dance," Mark told her. "Oh god," Meredith groaned. "Oh yes!" Erica said, rubbing her hands together in excitement. Mark proceeded to not only dance but sing as well.

"Soulja Boy up in the sky! Cranking it, watching it roll, Superman!" Mark balanced himself on one foot and pointed his good arm out in front of him, grinning like a maniac. Meredith and Erica dissolved into laughter. "Is he even singing the right words?" Erica chortled "I don't think so," Meredith gasped between laughs. Looking pleased with himself, Mark sat back down on the exam table. Meredith desperately wished she could have taped the moment for Derek. He would appreciate it.

"Erica, you should go out with me," Mark stated. Still smiling, Erica raised an eyebrow. "I should?" she asked. "I certainly hope it's not because you're an excellent dancer." Meredith struggled not to burst into laughter again. "Nope," Mark said. "You should date me because I'm packing," he announced. "Mark...," Meredith warned, now serious.

"I am," Mark nodded. "I'm hung. I'm a very fortuante man." "Oh God," Erica groaned. "Dr. Sloan, there are things Dr. Grey and myself really don't need..." Without warning, Mark stood and dropped his pants. Meredith and Erica gasped loudly and turned their backs to him quickly. "See?" Mark said proudly, hands on his hips, pants down around his ankles. "I'm hung!"

"Mark, pull your pants up," Meredith directed without turning to look at him. "I'm trying to show Erica..." "I'm not interested Mark," Erica said, not looking at him either. "You should be," Mark said seriously. "Mark, seriously, pull your pants up," Meredith said firmly. Mark nodded to their turned backs. "I should do that," he said. "Shep would kick my ass if he saw my dick hanging out while his woman was in the room." Meredith groaned. Mark pulled up his pants and sat back down. "All pulled up!" he announced. Meredith and Erica turned back around.