When Gaby Valentine started her new job at the Solana hotel she expected it to be quite uneventful. But with rowdy families, crazy coworkers and criminal activity every now and then: it's anything but.
(Starts from season 2 onwards because nothing...
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Today started like any other. As pair usual the sun was bright and beating down on us from the sky. A few new guests had arrived this morning so unfamiliar faces swarmed the pool. A slight problem occurred at about 12 when Janie said that today I had to help Mateo with the barbecue. I had never run a barbecue in my entire life but Janie said and I quote "We're so short staffed at the minute I had to hire a junkie the other day. You're gonna have to learn a new skill". So I was stuck behind the barbecue watching Mateo grill burgers.
The place was packed so all the food disappeared quickly until there were just a few burgers left. "Next" I called out loudly after Mateo had given a burger to a bald man. In his place stood a larger woman wearing a red Indian cultural outfit. "Two pieces of chicken of two burgers love" she said. I glanced down at the four sad looking burgers sat on the grill with no chicken. "No more chicken. Just burgers" Mateo stated. The woman groaned. "Okay two burgers then". I saw that behind her was Gavin and only Gavin. "I'll see what he wants" I said to Mateo. "Hey" I said to get his attention. "What you having bud?". He came from around the back of the woman fanning himself due to the heat. "Two of your finest mystery meat burgers please". I smiled at his cheeriness. The woman on the other hand looked at him with pure disgust. "Oh just in the nick of". "Eh you don't get much more lucky than that" I smirked. "Actually could you make it four burgers if you've got no chicken?" The woman asked Mateo. I frowned at her sudden change of mind. I expected Mateo to say no but he actually did the opposite. "Okay". I gaped at Mateos response. "Sorry no burgers" he shrugged to Gavin. "Excuse me I think you'll find those two are my burgers" Gavin hissed as politely as possible. "But she's having four" Mateo gestured to the lady. "The lady you're referring to ordered two then I ordered two" he tried to explain. "I'm having four" the woman persisted. "Sorry no burgers" Mateo repeated to Gavin. "He already said he was having those burgers so they're technically his. Are you not a betting man Mateo?" I explained to him. "Exactly she changed her order after I placed my bet on the two remaining-" "Oh shut up whining fatty!" The woman rudely cut Gavin of with a ruder insult. Gavin looked like he had just been slapped in the face. "I'm in front of you and I've ordered the last four burgers". "I'm sorry what did you call me?" Gavin rhetorically asked. "She called you fatty" Mateo not very helpfully inputted. "He was asking her". "I was asking her!" Gavin repeated my comment in a more aggressive tone. "I called you fatty" she repeated mockingly for him. Gavin looked shocked. I felt sorry for him. Plus I really didn't like this woman. "Have you got a problem with that?" She challenged. At first Gavin looked like he was going to burst like on the roof last year. However instead he looked to the top of her head and softened his expression. "Fancy having lovely brown hair and dying your roots grey" he sassed. Now it was her turn to look like she had been smacked. He flared out his fan before strutting of like the badass he is. I tried to contain my laughter but I thought I was going to explode. Mateo let out a small snigger which caused the women to glare at him and hold out her plate. Her face was priceless. At this point I couldn't hold it. I spun around so I was facing the pool and bent over laughing.
