Solana Forever

S5 E3

Half of my muscles were aching this morning and I was really worn out. I think I must have exaggerated a bit too much in my dancing especially because I wasn't too fit. But I did have fun so I just ignored it. Sadly I did oversleep a little so I had to rush around in order to get to work sort of on time. I quickly threw on my new yellow Solana uniform top and black skirt. As I was running to the door with my keys in my hand I was trying to brush my hair but I was more tickling it. I didn't even have time to tie it up so I just left it out. And after all that I was still 15 minutes late. Thankfully the warden wasn't out so I just snuck round to the pool bar where my first shift was.

A very strange sight awaited me when I got there. Les was stood behind the bar next to Mateo with a line of fruit. He was examining them like his life depended on it. As I walked up to them still fixing myself Mateo was speaking whilst staring at me.
"Ah yes I do this most of the time". He eyes then landed on my chest and his cheeks started to redden.
"What are you looking at?" I asked snarling him playfully. Les turned round and his eyes widened when he saw my chest area too.
"Um Gaby love... you might wanna adjust you buttons" he pointed directly at my boob area. I quickly looked down and saw that I had failed to do up the button there. I immediately covered it with my hand and did it up. Mateo was laughing whilst still looking at the area.
"You could've told me Mateo" I hissed at him a bit flustered.
"But you looked very nice like that" he winked. I grimaced and turned away from him slightly.
"Perv" I muttered.
"Right now you're here too I can ask the both of yous. It'll be good to get another woman's opinion".
"Opinion on what?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well sometimes the football socks make me look a bit lopsided" he was using hand gestured to demonstrate his point. At least I knew he was talking about boobs now. "So I've decided to upgrade to a pair of silicon boobs. I just trying to decide on a size" he went back to his fruit. Now I knew what they were for too.
"Ayyy nice one Les" I congratulated. Boobs were a bold move so I was proud of him.
"You are having the operation?" Mateo said a bit disgusted.
"No man I've never wanted to go full time" I wish I could change sometimes. "Plus I do me own car servicing. It's not easy shimmying under a hill with a pair of big bazookas in the way. You know what I mean?".
"Oh I know what you mean" I reflected. Boobs were a nice accessory to womanhood but they were a pain in the neck.
"And the thing is look do I go..." he reached for a pair of limes and them put them on his chest were his boobs would be. "Small and demure? Or..." he put the lines back and grabbed some grapefruits to take their place. "Big and brassy?".
"Whatever you do do not get them the exact same shape as the fruit because there is nothing worse than oblong tits" I outlined for him. That was more helpful than the size.
"What about the melons?" Mateo suggested pointing to two melons under the bar.
"Melons?" Les reached under and pressed them against his nipples again. He briefly examined them. "Nah man they're too big". They were quite big and it's fine for them to be big but not too big.
"Wait you're talking about boobies yes?" Mateo questioned. Les nodded.
"Believe me take advice from someone who knows they can never be too big" throughout that sentence his eyes had made their way back into my boobs. He was grinning at them like a kid in a candy shop. I growled at him.
"Will you stop that?" I exclaimed pushing his face away.
"No the problem is if I go this big nobody's gonna be looking at my face as you've just demonstrated" Les explained pointing at Mateo.
"Welcome to womanhood Les" I put my hand on his shoulder. "Trust me no matter what size you go no one will look at your face". 
"Brilliant so he can kill one bird with two stones" Mateo said very rudely might I add.
"Okay if your gonna insult him at least say it right" I said to him. He laughed at my slight anger.