𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙧

28

"Is that understood?! I am god!! You are trash!! If I tell you to become a dog, you will become a dog! If I tell you to become a monkey, you will become a monkey! You will always humour me while doing my every command! And you will always try your best to flatter and impress me!! I'll say this one for time! I am God!!" Uzui yelled.

'He's so loud and unpleasant' you thought as you rubbed your forehead with your hand.

The three boys stood in front of Uzui, while you stood beside him. The three boys stared at Uzui for a few seconds processing the information they just heard.

Tanjiro suddenly raised his hand "What exactly do you rule over as a God?" Tanjiro asked, you stared at the male 'are you kidding me' you thought.

"Great question! I have high hopes for you, I am the God who rules over flamboyance, the acid of festivities" Uzui replied.

"Nice to meet you God of festivities, I am the king of the mountain" Inosuke spoke out.

"What are you taking about...You're just disgusting" Uzui replied as he gave the male a look of disgust.

'Oh boy I don't want to be here anymore' you thought.

"The wisteria house is on the way there so we'll stop there to get prepared" Uzui spoke out as he grabbed ahold of your ankle once more and brining it over his shoulder "Put me down" you yelled as you kicked the males head.

"Follow me" Uzui said as he began to run a gasp left your mouth at the sudden speed. You weren't prepared to be moving that fast without warning.

"We're so far away, they look like a sesame seed. Haha" you spoke out as you stared at the three boys and soon enough the three boys began to run, trying to catch up to the two of you.

"We're here" Uzui said as he placed you onto the ground "there so far behind won't they get lost" you spoke out "eh, they'll find there way here" Uzui scoffed as he walked into the wisteria house.

You followed after him you were soon greeted by an elderly couple.

"Good afternoon Tengen-sama and Y/n-sama" the elderly man spoke out as he lowered his head and the female beside him did the same.

"You know me?!" You bursted name "oh haha, of course all the wisteria houses have a lookout on you" the elderly man replied.

"Right this way please" the elderly women spoke out as she lead the two of you to a secluded room in their estate.

"We'lol be back with some tea and snacks. Do you have any requests?" The elderly lady asked.

"Yes I do! I need four kimono's, girl accessories and some makeup" Uzui spoke out "of course" the elderly lady said as she bowed her head and closed the door.

"What for?" You asked now being suspicious of Uzui's intentions "I plan on dressing them as females and selling them" Uzui spoke out.

"Kyaa!" Can I help?!" You asked as you cupped your cheeks "a women's perspective may come in handy" Uzui replied "Yes!" You muttered as you pumped a fist into the air.

"How long till they get here?" Uzui asked "Huhh?! How am I supposed to know?" You relied "Well don't you have some wicked hearing and sense of smell?! Can't you just sniff them out or listen for their breaths or something?!" Uzui spoke up.

"I guess so" you replied.

You then closed your eyes and began to focus all of your energy on the three boys whereabouts.

You got their scent they weren't very far ten fifteen minutes away, maybe?

"Ten or fifteen minutes away" you spoke out "huh!? That's so long! Make them go faster" Uzui spoke out "And how do you expect me to do that, huh?!!" You asked.