Paul: This time, I'm going to be the one to do this next prank. Ace is helping me getting the speakers ready.
Tommy: What prank are you doing?
Eric Singer: And who is it that you're pranking?
Paul: Well, I already found out who sprayed liquid a$$ all over me and it was Emily.
Gene: WHAT???
Eric Singer: No way! She wouldn't even think about doing a dirty prank like that.
Paul: It's true. I caught her sneaking into my bedroom and Gene found the same thing in his bedroom by checking the security footage.
Gene: I must say, I never expected something like that from a 23 years old girl.
Paul: Anyway, when everyone else is asleep tonight, I'm going to get up at midnight to do a loud noise wake up prank on her.
Tommy: You'd better watch your back after this is over, because Emily won't hesitate to do a double prank on you.
Paul: I know. Because of that stupid liquid a$$, I had to throw the outfit away into the big garage can outside.
Gene: Well, good luck anyway.
(*Many hours later...*)
(*Paul Stanley wakes up at midnight to do the loud noise wakeup prank on the host*)
Paul: *whispers very quietly* Okay Ace, are the speakers working right?
Ace: *also whispers very quietly* Yeah, everything is ready. Have fun, curly.
(*Ace points his thumb backwards and teleports out of the Egyptian bedroom*)
(*The host is fast asleep in bed lying close to Vinnie Vincent, who has his arms protectively wrapped around her waist*)
(*The Starchild is hiding outside the Egyptian bedroom with his phone connected to the speakers*)
Paul: *presses "play"*
(*First loud noise*)
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Vinnie: *wakes up and is feeling scared* Babe, did you hear that?
Me: *moans sleepily* Hear what?
Vinnie: That scary sound.
Me: Vinnie...I'm really tired. Go back to sleep. *pulls Vinnie closer to me and then falls asleep*
(*The first noise stops*)
Paul: *presses "play"*
(*Second loud noise*)
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Vinnie: *immediately sits up in bed with a startle* What the hell?! 😱
Me: *gasps* OMG! 😨
Vinnie: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT! SOMEBODY CALLED THE COPS! 😠
(*The second noise stops*)
(*Fifteen minutes later...*)
(*12:15 am*)
Paul: *presses "play"*
(*Third loud noise*)
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Vinnie: WHAT THE MOTHERFU*CKING HELL IS GOING ON?! 😤
Me: I don't know Vinnie. 😲
(*Paul Stanley quickly makes his way to his bedroom without being seen*)
(*The Ankh Warrior gets up to put on his bathrobe, opening the bedroom door and yells out into hallway*)
Vinnie: HEY! Turn that sh*t off! 😠
(*Vinnie closes the bedroom door and locks it*)
(*The third noise stops*)
(*12:32 am*)
Vinnie: *is cursing in hieroglyphics*
(*Vinnie takes off his bathrobe and goes back to bed, pulling the blankets over me and himself to keep warm*)
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (27)
HumorThe TWENTY-SWENTH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.